Pooh Part Two

[camile_sinensis]

Where was I?... Oh yes... Previously on camile_sinensis, the kindly and solicitous NHS had written to me to give me advance warning of their designs upon my pooh, and sure enough, on returning home from holiday, there was the jolly little pooh-kit waiting for me, complete with encouraging and informative leaflet on how to get my pooh out of my rectum and into

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[snippetygiblets]

"having given birth to two children and lived with a succession of cats, I am no stranger to excrement in all its interesting forms. Pooh and I are old friends."

This made me chuckle ! I have made friends with pooh since the birth of my boy. In fact the last five years have seemed to revolve around everyone else's bowel movements. The other day I had cleaned up 2 cat plops in quick succession when I heard my boy's voice floating down from the bathroom "I done pooo poooo ! Come and wipe my boooootty !". I asked the world in general "Why do I have to be involved with everyone else's pooh ?". There was a short silence and then Tally called "It's because you're a woman, Poppy !". Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear !

[snippetygiblets]

Lol you could always send some cat pooh ! That would flummox them :)

[camile_sinensis]

Yes, and I can imagine the letter I would get back:

"Dear Mrs Sinensis,

The good news is you don't have bowel cancer. The bad news is you have worms. Also, try and cut down on the horsemeat.

Love,
Your Cuddly NHS"

[camile_sinensis]

Oh dear indeed! It doesn't seem to matter how well you bring them up, they somehow manage to absorb these attitudes from the atmosphere. It's almost as if there is a discriminatory patriarchy which assigns gender roles and is instrumental in ensuring that women are treated as second-class citizens! /sarcasm

Pooh is obviously part of a woman's remit. Even cat pooh. I suppose we should just be glad that we do not normally keep elephants as domestic pets! ;-)

[bigunen]

hahahahhahahaha. This is too funny. It is true, it so happens to me as well without much planning.

[camile_sinensis]

Thank goodness it's not just me! (I hate being weird!)