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[cameronsalli]

We all got our "unknown" bacteria a little while ago. So far, my lab partner & I have determined that our mystery critter is a HUGE streptobacillus--easily visible under 400x magnification--and that it lacks a capsule, causes litmus milk to remain violet, and is gram-negative.

This is insane. I've never thought this kinda thing's going to happen to

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[very_cranky_dr]

Do you really want to hurt me, Cameron? Do you really want to see me cry?

Didn't think so. Now, perhaps you can tell me why you're not tending to the patients in this rather busy hospital, instead've writing in your blog like a depressed high schooler?

Unless, of course you want to whine about your sex life, and maybe post webcam pics when you feel like playing dressup.

Then? You have my undivided attention.

[cameronsalli]

Bit by a vampire. I think getting my missing liters back is important.

[very_cranky_dr]

Really. A vampire.

That sounds pretty scary. Are you sure you're not just seeing things? I mean, it's not as though I dragged you through a dimensional doorway in my closet and brought you to a town full of monsters..

Wait. Oh, that's right, I did!

Not even going to ask me how my hand is, are you? And here I saved your life and everything..