It's Traditional for shes_gone

[nyargles]

Title: It's Traditional
Author: agenttrojie
Rating: G (sorry, shes_gone, I just couldn't make that porn happen. Hope this is okay though!)
Warnings: None. Unless 'preslash' needs a warning now?
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even so much as a turnip or a celebratory mug of mead.
Prompt: Arthur wants to carve a turnip into Merlin's likeness, but has a hard time finding

Comments

[riventhorn]

I loved this!! There were so many great lines, but one of my favorites:

And Arthur doesn’t get a lot of opportunities to express himself without weaponry being involved. Lol! So true, so true!

And:

Mockery by tuberous root should be banned by treaty.

And the last part--♥

[tetsubinatu]

I love this whole thing. I do wish you'd continued on to the drink with Arthur though - or would it stop being preslash then? ;)

[tourdefierce]

This is so adorable I want to punch it in face.

♥ There are other body parts Merlin sometimes thinks with, but he tries to suppress them when Arthur’s around. LOL.

♥ Arthur doesn’t get a lot of opportunities to express himself without weaponry being involved. I rather thought you'd appreciate the fact that he's got a hobby that doesn't involve you being in physical discomfort OH GAUIS.

♥ Arthur’s new habit of sleeping in loose knee-britches without a nightshirt on is clearly a ploy to distract Merlin from stabbing him with a poker in a fit of pique. The depressing thing is it’s working. PERFECT. I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH THESE SENTENCES.

This is all very lovely. Thank you!

[shes_gone]

Heeeee! Oh, Anon, I adore this! Arthur is so damn adorable, I just want to - ;asdlfkj I don't even know. ♥♥♥♥ :D :D :D

Merlin's heart sinks. Other portions of him remain defiantly hinting at altitude. - LOLLLLLLL this was the moment I knew this fic was going to be fantastic. AND I WAS RIGHT. So many genius one-liners. ♥

I just. OH ARTHUR, just musing and carving and musing and carving and musing some more and wanting SO BADLY for Merlin to understand and. :(((( ADORABLE. Drunken Gwen is also completely adorable, and thank goodness someone finally clued Merlin in! <333333 I have the hugest grin on my face and my heart is all aflutter, imagining the next scene. *__________*

THANK YOU, ANON! I think this is perfect and you are wonderful! ♥!!!

[archaeologist_d]

That's sweet. I love that Arthur wanted to carve one of Merlin's likeness and Merlin didn't get why. Very cute.