Re: I DON'T EVEN KNOWsarizaOctober 22 2009, 22:28:26 UTC
this is so great. I can imagine gwen's confused look when she says: "...magical beast with the body of lion, the wings of an eagle and the head of a...bear."
Limericks: Because someone had to do it.dfriendlyOctober 23 2009, 09:40:21 UTC
These were written with minimal effort put in. Some of the rhythms are horrendous, I’m sure . The last line of each is in the picture/screencap. We’ll start with the classic opening…
There was once a young woman from Camelot, Who made every young man jizz their pants a lot, It was because of her boobs, They were really quite huge,
Re: Limericks: Because someone had to do it.kasie101October 23 2009, 20:47:27 UTC
i just scrolled up to see which verse is my favorite and ... dammit, i loved them all. haha. can't even give special shout outs to any because they're just that awesome!
'No no no' Arthur thought after a night of mindless fun with Guinevere and Merlin playing Truth or Dare (How they came about playing Truth or Dare, he didn't know but it was too late to question). He just couldn't let Guinevere go home with her being still a bit intoxicated though. He can tell. She was getting a bit red on the cheeks and and he knew quite well about women. Yes, and he knew she needed his help. Which was why he was confused when she suggested it was Merlin who needed the help since it was Merlin who was passed out on the floor wearing Morgana's green dress.
But Arthur knew better. It was Guinevere who needed to be 'driven' home because Arthur knew, though she didn't admit it exactly during her turn at "Truth"... what she really felt.
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Just imagine Merlin finding this somewhere among Arthurs belongings ;)
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Has stolen the Plot
Before we even made it a Pilot"
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English isn't my first language, so rhyming comes hard, but the Prance-a-lot is my fave too :D
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i started laughing at "I feel it in my Gut / That I like you a lot / I'm a prince, you're a helot / I'll not make you a harlot"
and "pole of clot" had my roommate looking at me like i was mad.
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The last line of each is in the picture/screencap.
We’ll start with the classic opening…
There was once a young woman from Camelot,
Who made every young man jizz their pants a lot,
It was because of her boobs,
They were really quite huge,
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so going to quote this for the rest of the day.
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But Arthur knew better. It was Guinevere who needed to be 'driven' home because Arthur knew, though she didn't admit it exactly during her turn at "Truth"... what she really felt.
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and as for the stephanie meyer comment...[loves you]
now i'm off to get my friend to use that as a pickup line and i will be eternally happy lmfao
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