Courting the King
Author: Gilli_ann
Title: Courting the King
Rating: G
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Summary: Merlin's flirting methods are entirely his own
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 470 'You're threatening me with a spoon?'
Author's Notes: Canon AU fluffy banter, dialogue only
Courting the king
"You're threatening me with a spoon?"
"Well, if so, it'd just be tit for tat, remember?"
"Threatening the king is treason, Merlin."
"It wasn't a threat! I wouldn't do that. Anyway, very rarely. Nearly never."
"Why the spoon in my face, then?"
"Ehh - it's a sweet spoon, you've got a fine face - they go perfectly together?"
"That's so... Sigh. I'm speechless."
"From delight, I hope?"
"Merlin."
"Yes, Arthur?"
"Shut up, spoon down, step aside."
"Oh. That wasn't quite the reaction I was aiming for."
"What exactly were you hoping for?"
"A 'Shut up and kiss me'?"
"You're finally making sense!"
Title: Courting the King
Rating: G
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Summary: Merlin's flirting methods are entirely his own
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 470 'You're threatening me with a spoon?'
Author's Notes: Canon AU fluffy banter, dialogue only
Courting the king
"You're threatening me with a spoon?"
"Well, if so, it'd just be tit for tat, remember?"
"Threatening the king is treason, Merlin."
"It wasn't a threat! I wouldn't do that. Anyway, very rarely. Nearly never."
"Why the spoon in my face, then?"
"Ehh - it's a sweet spoon, you've got a fine face - they go perfectly together?"
"That's so... Sigh. I'm speechless."
"From delight, I hope?"
"Merlin."
"Yes, Arthur?"
"Shut up, spoon down, step aside."
"Oh. That wasn't quite the reaction I was aiming for."
"What exactly were you hoping for?"
"A 'Shut up and kiss me'?"
"You're finally making sense!"