Poem: What's on my mind?
Poem: What's on my mind?
Words: 107
Summary: Merlin updates his Facebook status. With a poem. About Arthur's arse.
Author: Camelittle Merlin Emrys
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17 for dirty talk
Author's notes: OK, for this you can blame thank the terrible enablers lovely people from the merlin_writers comm over on Merlin Chat late last night. Particular thanks to kitty_fic, for posting inspirational pictures, neuroticnick, for posting inspirational inks, and agirlnamedtruth for general enabling cheerleading.
Quick update: Part 2 contains Arthur's response.
What's on my mind?
A poem. By Merlin Emrys.
There are two things on my mind:
Arthur, and his taut behind.
He crouches, pretty, so unflappable,
Presents a bottom, pert and slappable.
When he stoops and bends right over,
it makes my heart go supernova.
Curvaceous rump, round and plump,
Two cheeky orbs protrude, bump, bump.
Super, magic, first rate arse,
Number one, the best in class,
Gorgeous, juicy, perfect bum,
I'd like to slap it til it's numb.
Like a peach it's ripe and fruity,
Softly, firmly, fragrant booty,
Nippable, squeezable, lickable, suckable,
Perfect furl so tight and fuckable.
Pat it, grab it, wiggle it, wag it
Can I take it home and shag it?
On to Part 2 - Arthur's response.
Words: 107
Summary: Merlin updates his Facebook status. With a poem. About Arthur's arse.
Author: Camelittle Merlin Emrys
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17 for dirty talk
Author's notes: OK, for this you can blame thank the terrible enablers lovely people from the merlin_writers comm over on Merlin Chat late last night. Particular thanks to kitty_fic, for posting inspirational pictures, neuroticnick, for posting inspirational inks, and agirlnamedtruth for general enabling cheerleading.
Quick update: Part 2 contains Arthur's response.
What's on my mind?
A poem. By Merlin Emrys.
There are two things on my mind:
Arthur, and his taut behind.
He crouches, pretty, so unflappable,
Presents a bottom, pert and slappable.
When he stoops and bends right over,
it makes my heart go supernova.
Curvaceous rump, round and plump,
Two cheeky orbs protrude, bump, bump.
Super, magic, first rate arse,
Number one, the best in class,
Gorgeous, juicy, perfect bum,
I'd like to slap it til it's numb.
Like a peach it's ripe and fruity,
Softly, firmly, fragrant booty,
Nippable, squeezable, lickable, suckable,
Perfect furl so tight and fuckable.
Pat it, grab it, wiggle it, wag it
Can I take it home and shag it?
On to Part 2 - Arthur's response.