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my voice
I know that you all are dying to hear my beautiful voice so I decided to oblige with the new voice meme thing which was kind of fun but also horribly horrific when I play it back to myself and I declare it sounds nothing like me! Perhaps its because I am alone in my room and you have to put on your pretend telephone voice when speaking into a mike ( Read more... ) -
I hear you knocking, but you can't come in!
You know everytime I try and write Marrakesh I have to resort to googling it. They should really have it as an easier spelling ( Read more... ) -
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German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy
A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozerGerman police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year- ( Read more... ) -
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
So tomorrow, I will get up, go to work, fanny about, come home, get changed and go and vote in the general election ( Read more... ) -
April Showers Bring May Flowers
Oh April, I am just not understanding you this year. For as far as I can remember you have been nothing more to me than a singularly uninteresting month apart from the occasional choccy egg given to me on Easter Sunday, but now, this April you are a giant messy mess choc full of GODDAMN STUFF TO DO ( Read more... ) -
Four Lions
Oh Chris Morris, you are a scary, scary genius. I can't wait for this to be released and the gigantic shit storm to begin.
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