Colin Morgan: more adorable than small woodland creatures

[callowyn]

I'm sure most of you recall franticsga's theorem that Colin Morgan is two parts baby deer, one part Jigglypuff and one part sexy bastard. I would like to add a corollary: he is also part chipmunk.

Comments

[archaeologist_d]

LOL on the chipmunks. Very cute.

[callowyn]

Chipmunks are my favorite scurrying rodent. I only wish there were a picture of Colin eating something with his cheeks all puffed out so I could compare that too.

[snowy_yuki]

*giggles* made my day XDDD♥

[callowyn]

Aw, thanks!

[frantic_allonsy]

OMG, I just nearly busted something laughing. I'm always happy to have my proofs expanded upon by superior Colinmeticians.

[callowyn]

Yay! I'm very extremely glad you like it, I was so worried ♥

I think there needs to be, at minimum, an entire branch of mathematics based on Colin Morgan, in which many people write scholarly treatises based on the exact structure of his cheekbones or the width of his goofiest only-for-Bradley grin. I'm sure we would score boatloads of grant money.

[callowyn]

Whenever they're not filming, Bradley watches this clip over and over again so he can perfect his own dramatic!face. (As though he doesn't have enough ridiculous faces already, jesuschrist.)

[epictimesthree]

HAHA, BRILLIANT. I second the request for fluffy chipmunk RPS fic!

[callowyn]

It would be tooth-rottingly fluffy. Bradley would be really hyper and excitable, so he'd be all "Colincolincolin I got you an acorn I got you so many acorns also do you like this new dramatic look I've been working on?" And Colin would smile and nod appreciatively, but he would never quite be able to bring himself to eat the acorns because they were a present from Bradley. (A present from Bradley, it sets his little chipmunk heart aflutter.) And then later Colin would say, in that Irish way of his, "so, ehm, winter's coming up soon, y'know, and I was wondering if you wanted to snuggle- ehm I mean not snuggle exactly, just, y'know, maybe hibernatin' together, seeing as we're in the same tree and all, and it gets cold in winter, so, ehm, we could share body heat or somethin'?" And there would be an inappropriate number of jokes about nuts in people's mouths.

[epictimesthree]

YES. HAHA.

And then Bradley discovers that Colin's been storing the acorns instead of eating them, which means awkward but sincere confession time! And later they come across an abandoned video camera and accidentally figure out how to use it and Bradley falls in love with Colin's chipmunk cheekbones.

[callowyn]

But Bradley feels bad for eating when Colin isn't, so he tries to stop, only it doesn't work very well because not all chipmunks were meant to be as skinny as you, Colin. So then Colin says that he'll eat the acorns Bradley gave him if Bradley agrees to eat the acorns Colin got. And then, because the video-obsession is mutual, Colin takes a lot of pictures of Bradley looking like this: