Multidimensional Cephalopod of Celestial Intent

[callowyn]

So gabby_silang  was like, "Hey guys, if Castiel's true form is the Chrysler Building, why hasn't anyone photoshopped tentacles onto it?" And then I was like, "I have Google image search and too much time on my hands!" And then this happened.

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[gabby_silang]

I've JUST NOW realized that one of the tentacles is worming its way around the belt and into his mouth. Oh, Cas. Your dog.

I promise to write you metaphysical tentacleporn as soon as I finish my Sassy exchange. I might also shower you in rose petals.

[callowyn]

"IT'S OKAY IF YOU BITE DOWN, SAM, MY CELESTIAL TENTACLES ARE VERY DURABLE."
(however I am more concerned with the tentacles that are sneaking down his pants)

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THAT WOULD MAKE MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I need to work on my Sassy exchange, too. Somehow I think giving them this picture would be a little too far. Maybe.

[gabby_silang]

Are you kidding? Except for the tentacles, they're both fully clothed. IT IS NOT NEARLY FAR ENOUGH.

omfg I really need to work on my Sassy exchange. I have a very thorough outline...and about 300 words actually written.

[callowyn]

IT WILL NEVER BE FAR ENOUGH. NOT UNTIL TRUFORM!CAS HAS CRAWLED ALL THE WAY INSIDE SAM AND CURLED UP IN THE SPACE WHERE HIS SOUL USED TO BE, AND STAYS THERE WITH HIS PULSATING TENDRILS TO KEEP SAMMY WARM.

Haha, I signed up to give art. And I would totally work on it, I've got the idea and everything, except for how I keep photoshopping tentacles onto things.

[openmoments]

I love my friends. That is all.

[callowyn]

HIIIIIIIIIIIII

I haven't talked to you in ages. (See, this sort of thing is what happens when you leave me to my own devices.) How are you bb?

[openmoments]

I KNOW! Send me an e-mail bb. Because even though it sometimes feels like I'm always on the internet, LJ and I aren't as bffs as I wish we were. WHICH IS SO SAD IDEK KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT!!!

ALSO: WE HAVE AN EPIC FIC TO FINISH WRITING AT SOME POINT! IS THIS EVER GOING TO HAPPEN?!?!?!

Annnnd....I will update on my LJ how I am tonight. Because that's how long of a story my life is right now. It's kind of ridiculous and I don't know when I actually ACQUIRED this thing called a life, but it's been a wild ride so far. =B

[weirdwednesday]

I want to snuggle this post. *_* This has highly increased my chances of having pleasant dreams tonight.

[callowyn]

THIS POST WANTS TO SNUGGLE YOU BACK. WITH ITS SLIMY, SUCKERY LOVE.

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[takeintoaccount]

Lol. WIN.

[callowyn]

:DDD

[zempasuchil]

LOL OMG YOU ARE AMAZING :DDDD

esp that second one, simultaneous LOL and NNGH going on here in my brain. Sassy has that weird effect on me; apparently it's only magnified by tentacles XD

[callowyn]

THANK YOU ♥

SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS. On the one hand, oh god, I laugh only to keep from crying at how absurdly cracky this is. ON THE OTHER HAND THERE IS A TENTACLE IN SAM'S MOUTH.

Sassy will always hold a special place in my heart, ngl.

[zempasuchil]

THAT TENTACLE IN SAM'S MOUTH

tentacles are not my thing but Sam's mouth is and things in Sam's mouth is and Cas's things in Sam's mouth! SDFLKJDSF what are you doing to me XD

[callowyn]

I ship Sam's mouth/any part of Castiel's anatomy but ESPECIALLY when the anatomy in question is slick and flexible and really really eager to please.

SHH JUST COME.