texts from last novaks

[callowyn]

(As ever, those new to the delusion twoskeletons  and I call novakcest should explore the posts delicioused here, most recent first.)

So I just spent hours on TFLN and one of these days I am really gonna have to do something about my novakcest goggles because you would not think the drunken debauchery of college students would have so much in common with

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[lexhibition]

Yeah, I tried to find a bunch but on the first page was "Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being." and after that I was sobbing too hard to make sense of more words.

So hay. Balthazar envessels Kurt? I need someone to explain to me how I feel about that. Keysmashing just doesn't quite cover it.

[callowyn]

HAHAHA WHEN JACOB CUTS OFF THE HAIRCUT OF SADNESS HE CONTACTS JIMMY

[skullage]

(amelia, about jimmy): he compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. i'm in love.

[callowyn]

Hahahaha I was going to use that but couldn't figure out a good configuration! You're right, Jimmy/Amelia is the way to go. :DDDD

[skullage]

the fandom tfln tumblrs are so much fun to lurk on
the novakcest is fantastic

[callowyn]

The Doctor Who and the Harry Potter ones are my favorites, but only because there doesn't seem to be one for SPN. AND CLEARLY THERE SHOULD BE.

Thank you :D

[callowyn]

YOUR ASSORTED FRIENDS AND RELATIONS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU LIKE I DO, BABY.

AND SPEAKING OF ROUGH SEX

(240): I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.

[metonomia]

CANNOT BREATHE.

The MIT ones are my favorite, I think. KURTHAZAR FOREVER.

(jimmy to jacob): A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.

[callowyn]

MIT certainly lends itself most easily to the medium. THOUGH I AM SURE JIMMY'S TIME AT COLLEGE HAD ITS FAIR SHARE OF DRUNKEN SHENANIGANS:

(615): Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you

[metonomia]

(618): You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes

(717): Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before

Hunting? (949): Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.

[callowyn]

(jimmy): we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother

(jacob): If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.

(jacob): I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
(jacob): you can't hurt those

[sgmajorshipper]

I keep getting drawn into Novakcest. MAYBE IT'S CAUSE IT'S AWESOME OR MAYBE IT IS CAUSE I'M EASILY INFLUENCED. BUT WHATEVER THE CASE I LOVE IT.

(jacob): I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.

(amelia): Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.

(jacob): I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."

(kurt): I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy

I do not know what I'm doing so I'll go find someone else to bother now XD

[callowyn]

OH MY GOD NO PLEASE STAY FOREVER, THESE ARE PERFECT.

(jacob): mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
(jacob): I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...

(jimmy): I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling

(jacob, s5): On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

(jacob): I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes

(jimmy, to jacob): I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you

(jimmy, s5): Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?

(cas): i dont even know how to be here

[sgmajorshipper]

Y THANK YOU.

(jacob, to jimmy): You tipped EVERY employee at white castle

(jimmy, to jacob): you were humming the mission impossible theme as we ran from the cops

(jacob): I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.

(jacob): My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.

(jimmy): i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

(jimmy): My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."

(jimmy): The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
(jacob): Well it worked
(jimmy): Not the point

[callowyn]

JACOB DRINKING WITH HIS LAB RATS, OH MY GOD <3333

(joseph, to kaycee): COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.

(joseph, of jacob): Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.

(jacob): I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.

(jimmy): I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.

(jimmy, of jacob): he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave