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[callmepatsy]

Things that Christina has:
-about 30 wine glasses to wash.
-a hangover
-a huge bruise on her arm

Things that Christina does not have:
-Any memory of coming home last night
-any clue about the origin of the bruise

Jeezy.  I have not been that drunk since...college, at least.

That was a fun birthday party.