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- Sat, 22:59: *hums to himself, something Metallica, as he finishes prepping the burger, setting it into the pan gently and enjoying the sound of it sizzling*
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- Thu, 00:02: https://t.co/5CfaGbKpFl
- Thu, 00:32: But, to be fair, that's the case for most of the people I talk to.
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- Wed, 02:47: That's not me. https://t.co/sPLeLqK9CL
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- Thu, 06:35: You ever feel like, no matter how much time you spend with a person, you're still not seeing them enough?
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- Sat, 12:38: Why am I awake and still haven't had coffee yet?
- Sat, 22:03: This place is so relaxing it's scary.
- Sat, 22:55: @ WinterTrained https://t.co/rp4mYHWz6h
- Sun, 00:05: Dude... I haven't even had anything to drink! But I must be seeing things!
- Sun, 00:19: HE'S A FRIGGING YODA!
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- Wed, 03:40: I'm so glad no one's around who can tell anyone where my ticklish spot is.
- Wed, 03:44: Bring it. https://t.co/A6UOCMIeaZ
- Wed, 04:58: That means nothing! https://t.co/VvnvvXVTOG
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- Tue, 05:07: Do these idiots realize it's not even July yet???
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- Wed, 05:08: I don't squeal! https://t.co/8W7GvOtKAS
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- Sat, 00:00: My boyfriend is better than yours.
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- Sat, 19:12: I didn't teach him any of them! https://t.co/o2YhZhmz4o