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callhimyork

Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 1956

Jun 04, 2011 18:04

I need to borrow a bucket from someone. It is of the utmost importance.

Thank you,
FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan.

the worst intro post, the best into post

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asideglance June 5 2011, 00:15:18 UTC

Please do not post such things to the network!!

[He doesn't get it at all, but knowing that the trolls are embarrassed about buckets...

This is secondhand embarrassment of some kind...]

callhimyork June 5 2011, 00:15:52 UTC

Number four...no colors.

So you must be the ringleader, then?

asideglance June 5 2011, 00:18:03 UTC

...Ringleader?

Ah, forgive me, I was a bit forward just then. What you just posted is rather embarrassing to a group of the population here, so please be careful next time.

callhimyork June 5 2011, 00:29:18 UTC

Yes. The leader. The one without a color.

And it's perfectly okay. But, I'm afraid I need to milk a cow and use the bucket. With the milk, I can finally drink my coffee just the way I like it.

I apologize. By the way...

FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. Please, just call me York. It's what everyone calls me.

asideglance June 5 2011, 00:31:03 UTC

[a pause... right.]

Pleased to meet you, York-san. I am Japan. If milk is what you'd like, perhaps I could bring you some. Ah, if there are any with colored text messaging you, it is best to not speak about... such things.

callhimyork June 5 2011, 00:38:15 UTC

Japan? Am I speaking to another country?

asideglance June 5 2011, 00:40:32 UTC

Yes, the country of Japan. Ah... Is this something I must explain? I cannot tell if York-san is new here...

callhimyork June 5 2011, 00:43:10 UTC

No, I got it. Just like Ms. The Country of Hungary, you are also a country. I'm not sure what you're doing in Greenvale though.

asideglance June 5 2011, 00:44:38 UTC

Ahh, so you have met Hungary-san. I apologize, but this is not Greenvale. It is called Discedo.

callhimyork June 5 2011, 00:53:32 UTC

Discedo? Well, how far away is Greenvale?

asideglance June 5 2011, 00:55:23 UTC

It is on another planet.

callhimyork June 5 2011, 01:02:19 UTC

Now, that's absurd. I'm a very light sleeper. And I don't have a history of sleepwalking either.

How did I sleepwalk to another planet?

asideglance June 5 2011, 01:09:49 UTC

Ah... we were all... kidnapped, for lack of a better term.

callhimyork June 5 2011, 01:12:00 UTC

Kidnapped? By who?

asideglance June 5 2011, 01:12:53 UTC

The Scientists.

callhimyork June 5 2011, 01:15:40 UTC

To what end?

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