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[call_me_saffron]

I thought everything would go back to normal after a cold shower and a good night's sleep. I still...

Is there a gym or something aboard this damn boat? I need to work off some steam.

[Private to Martha]

I, uh... Have a little problem. Involving hair where it shouldn't be. Can you fix it?

[((ooc)) During the breach, Saffron kind of sort of maybe fell

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That is so adorable. It is so adorable I'm tagging only to say this.

[empirical_data]

There is the CES, though your warden will have to permit you entrance. The gymnasium is on Level 4.

Saffron is not amused!

[call_me_saffron]

Great, now I just have to track Fanny down...

Thanks.

[empirical_data]

Both locations should provide you with suitable distraction. There is also a pool table in the laundry room.

[call_me_saffron]

It's less "distraction" and more needing to hit something. Or...something. I, uh.

Yeah. Appreciated.

[Private.]

[thegooddrjones]

I can try. Want me to come to you?

[Private.]

[call_me_saffron]

If you can. I had a bit of a mishap with the razor and...ugh. I'll explain when you're here.

[Private.] Spam?

[thegooddrjones]

Alright. I'll be there as soon as I can be.

Spam.

[call_me_saffron]

[Right now, a friendly face like Martha's is exactly what Saffron needs but she can't quite shake the feeling of dread over seeing the doctor. Whether it has more to do with the peppering of stubble she woke up to this morning or the thought of actually relating to the woman again, she doesn't know. Whatever the case, the promise of Martha's impending visit has Saffron pacing back and forth in the confines of her cabin.]

private - through barely supressed anger. not at her.

[deepdowndark]

A word, if... yes, a word.

private—OH GOD SHE'S NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS

[call_me_saffron]

I'm all ears.

private - neither is he.

[deepdowndark]

I'd like to make it perfectly clear that was the 'flood' and nothing else.

I'm no 'freak', and I'm sure you aren't either. Actually, I personally don't see what's remotely weird about a woman with a beard, but humans will be humans.

Which is the other point. I'm not interested in human women and never will be. I'd like to make that entirely clear too.

private

[call_me_saffron]

I'm glad we're on the same page.

[tlazolpapalotl]

No need to track me down; here I am.

Gym or CES, darling? CES if you like the outdoors.

[call_me_saffron]

Will I be interrupted on the CES? I need to not be around people right now.

[tlazolpapalotl]

Can't guarantee that no one will come in, but I expect it'll be easy enough to avoid people if you don't want to see them.

[Private]
Want to talk about it? Probably not, but I thought I'd ask.

[call_me_saffron]

Okay, that sounds good.

[Private]

It's nothing I can't sweat off.