Daily affirmation for Evil Overlords

Jun 08, 2007 09:55

It's OK that my plans have failed...AGAIN.
It's OK that I had to kill my minions and buy new cloning equipment.
I *will* bounce back.

'cuz I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darnit, people *fear* me.

evil overlords

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imperatrixluna June 8 2007, 15:39:51 UTC
Wow, you have no idea how appropriate that is for me today. And yes, people do fear you. :)

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shaesin June 8 2007, 18:40:13 UTC
Dude, all I have to do is make a sexist joke to your wife and she'll kick your ass for me.

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dscj June 8 2007, 19:18:29 UTC
well, perhaps fear is a bit too strong of a word for how people are towards you.... umm... let's try to put it in the appropriate perspective. You have failed as an evil overlord, you have no minions, you have an overgrowing yard, your kittens look up at you with a sense of amusement rather than fear. Perhaps you are along the same lines as Dr. Evil or Mr. Rogers, as opposed to the pure evil that is currently emanating from a certain oval office. I just don't think you rule with the iron glove that you once yielded. S.P.E.C.T.R.E. would surely toss you out of their ranks.

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shaesin June 9 2007, 01:28:04 UTC
Great observation there!

Just one difference ... Mr. Rogers had friends.

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caliantrias June 9 2007, 01:59:55 UTC
Hey! I have friends and I can prove it.

See? --> http://caliantrias.livejournal.com/126881.html#cutid1

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shaesin June 9 2007, 02:29:24 UTC
Yes, a silly poem written by yourself is clearly proof that you have friends.

Good luck on the logical reasoning portion of the bar exam!

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I'm in Minnesota...and you're not....so.... scotia_girl June 8 2007, 22:55:14 UTC
awwww, is cawiantwias bein eeeevil today? is he? aww ,is he?? he's so cwute when he does dat! I could just eat him up when he does dat! He's so cute, yes he is, ohhh yes he is!!!!!

Time to oogie boogie the cute widdle leftie!!! *squeeeee*

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Re: I'm in Minnesota...and you're not....so.... caliantrias June 9 2007, 02:04:03 UTC
Immigration reform is suddenly looking more acceptable to me. And a fence.

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Re: I'm in Minnesota...and you're not....so.... scotia_girl June 9 2007, 02:22:25 UTC
I have papers. Legal papers. And I keep my nose incredibly clean. So :P

Plus, focusing your energy on just one, insignificant person? When you have an entire wold to subjugate? What a waste of all that evvvvwil liddle genius enewrgy.

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Re: I'm in Minnesota...and you're not....so.... caliantrias June 9 2007, 02:43:12 UTC
you're lucky you're cute.

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