Comments | caliantrias: A confession

caliantrias

A confession

Jun 07, 2007 21:19

I have a confession to make ( Read more... )

evil overlords

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shaesin June 8 2007, 03:18:11 UTC

Cheer up! All you really need is one good minion, then you can clone them over and over like Jango Fett.

caliantrias June 8 2007, 16:10:09 UTC

Of course! I should have thought of that before because my cloning program is BEHIND TOO!

shaesin June 8 2007, 18:46:08 UTC

Step 1: Launch a successful business

Step 2: Profit!

Step 3: Use proceeds to buy your evil clone robot army of the damned.

caliantrias June 9 2007, 01:56:09 UTC

Step 1, collect underpants...

Unfortunately, you have a good point.

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Re: uh-oh..another one caliantrias June 8 2007, 14:51:49 UTC

No, thankfully I'm upwind from the Bush ranch. My designs for world domination began when I was 14 and saw my first picture of Schloss Neuschwanstein. I swore I'd buy it and move in. I also new that it would be easier to raise the money than to get Germany to sell it to me so obviously I had to take over the world. Then, in 10th grade I read Plato's allegory of the cave. naturally, I'm the guy who left the cave. Then came my activism and rebellion streak - yes, I tried to free the cave-people but that my ideas are too radical and enlightened for normal people so normal democratic processes have to be side-stepped and...

well, you get the picture.

pugilistgirl June 8 2007, 03:56:06 UTC

Ya know something? This is why you rock! Thanks for the chuckles :).

dscj June 8 2007, 06:57:51 UTC

hmmph... I'm so disappointed also. I mean, here you were going to dominate the world and I thought for sure you were on the right track. You had your political agenda, your elitism going on with mac knowledge, and you root of all evil law degree. I was awaiting the robot army... I know you have the works in mind for chinchilla's, and I always thought that those hippy cats of yours made a bad impression. Well, back on the gravy train for you.

caliantrias June 8 2007, 14:54:14 UTC

Oh, thanks. No pressure.

buteo_flight June 8 2007, 13:13:47 UTC

So it that why you are going for the TX Bar Exam, to see if you can get back in the evil grove? I thought you might start by taking over MicroSoft and replace Bill Gates and from there put something in the operating system that is used the most over the world, that would brain wash (white noise/wash)the users so they could be your minions.

caliantrias June 8 2007, 14:53:23 UTC

Ewwwww!! Good gods, man. Next thing you'll be suggesting is that I join the Republican party.

I feel dirty now.

mojave_wolf June 8 2007, 15:20:44 UTC

I hear Tom Delay is looking to set up a new consulting biz . . .

caliantrias June 8 2007, 15:59:38 UTC

That's just sick.

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