198 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

The last few curses have left no doubt as to who would kill me for what reasons and how. That kind of clarity should be valued. It's not often someone makes the attempt and then thinks better of it before you're obliged to hyperextend his neck.

Filtered from Promise//UnhackableI'm in the market for a crossbow. I imagine someone here has one to

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[missesthestars]

...someone tried to kill you?

[cal_sitter]

In all fairness, he thought he was doing me a favor.

[missesthestars]

Yet he tried to kill you.

[cal_sitter]

He was cursed.

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[dancingonwhims]

A crossbow?

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[cal_sitter]

It's not my personal preference, but some people find them quite useful.

[shutupsammy]

By your logic one day I'm going to impale you for having a pair of cojones. What went down yesterday?

[cal_sitter]

On Saturday, Bobby thought I was a demon. Yesterday, half of my acquaintances who were cursed wound up with hooves and horns.

[shutupsammy]

In my defense, that was totally Ruby's fault. I bet it's some buried subconscious desire from her childhood as a tiny witch praying to the evil gods for an evil pony.

[cal_sitter]

Did you just call yourself a pony?

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[winewomenand]

I knew you hated me.

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[cal_sitter]

You'll know I hate you on the day I kill you myself.

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[winewomenand]

Dangers to my life and limb of various and sundry types aside, you're talking to her. That's good, I suppose.

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[cal_sitter]

I can hardly abandon her to the City's whims.