187 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

At this juncture it would be reasonable, despite the inherent contradiction, to wonder if my rational mind is finally gone. The City being what it is, the better presumption would be that self-diagnosis is premature and I was indeed ambushed by a handful of aspiring ninja at four o'clock this morning. Something about proving themselves. I'm

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[blackeyedskank]

I thought you were the ninja.

FATALITY

[blackeyedskank]

And look where that got you: in trouble.

the peace the eeeeeevening brings!

[cal_sitter]

It got me alive. That was part of the goal.

FINISH HIM

[blackeyedskank]

And now your goal is in danger of failing miserably. Remember the last time you pissed me off?

:(

[cal_sitter]

In perfect detail.

:>!!

[blackeyedskank]

Do you really want a repeat that badly? Christ you're insatiable.

don't break my heart my achey breaky heart *dives for cover*

[cal_sitter]

With you? I'd rather find a more productive partner.

HAHAHAH YOU'RE FIRED

[blackeyedskank]

Aww. Your right hand doesn't count.

does that come with a side of brimstone?

[cal_sitter]

Your time with Sam went that well, did it?

.............yes

[blackeyedskank]

Find a new angle, Niko. You can't get under my skin with a dull blade.

where is my handbasket, then?

[cal_sitter]

Dull blades hurt the most once they're in.

that's for dessert

[blackeyedskank]

You have to break the skin to get in first. I don't think you've got the skill or the talent. Not with me, baby.