181 Near Disasters

Apr 12, 2009 17:57

Accidental Voice Post[The classic crash-bang-crack of cats knocking things over starts the post. They then proceed to howl, hiss and spit as chases are undertaken, ambushes made, and wrestling matches initiated. Tiny bodies thud against the floor, walls and furniture, and it isn't long before the vocalizations stop and the recording just sounds ( Read more... )

being looked after for a change, feline war of the roses, cats, tricksy elves, nik got pwned, hal and hotspur

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voice; blackeyedskank April 13 2009, 00:19:54 UTC
My money's on the loud one.

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voice; cal_sitter April 13 2009, 00:25:27 UTC
Is that a show of solidarity?

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voice; blackeyedskank April 13 2009, 00:28:15 UTC
Depends. What do I get if I say yes?

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Re: voice; cal_sitter April 13 2009, 00:29:49 UTC
You get nothing that you want no matter what your answer.

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video; winewomenand April 13 2009, 00:33:47 UTC
[ there is a blank screen and a thud noise until the video feed turns on, fuzzy and at an awkward angle, from the floor. there are various thuds in the background, and then a scurrying noise, as robin goodfellow's head turns to watch the two playing cats go in one direction and then the other. ]

Why do I tolerate knowing you people again?

[ salome sits on the back of his couch at his shoulder, head moving at the same time as his to watch the other cats carefully. both immortals have the careful expression on their faces of someone who has just stepped into a still-warm pile of dog crap in expensive shoes. ]

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voice; cal_sitter April 13 2009, 00:37:41 UTC
The novelty we bring to your existence. Even you have to become bored of sex and larceny from time to time.

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voice; winewomenand April 13 2009, 00:41:46 UTC
And what happens when I grow bored of sex, larceny, pureeing revenants and feeling culturally superior?

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voice; cal_sitter April 13 2009, 00:45:31 UTC
I would say shedding, but your cat never will again.

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had_not_lived April 13 2009, 01:44:37 UTC
Is everything all right?

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cal_sitter April 13 2009, 01:47:11 UTC
It's a friend. My neighbor simply returned the cats she was looking after for me a little early.

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had_not_lived April 13 2009, 01:53:21 UTC
Oh...

I hope they didn't break anything important.

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cal_sitter April 13 2009, 01:54:16 UTC
They may shatter Robin's nerves, but he'll recover.

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basstardchuck April 13 2009, 05:09:45 UTC
I don't envy anyone who lives at that apartment...

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cal_sitter April 13 2009, 12:40:26 UTC
I'm certain the cats will register your disapproval and then ignore it.

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LATE AMUSEMENT IS LATE SOB 1inageneration April 14 2009, 01:08:30 UTC
Cats?

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cal_sitter April 14 2009, 01:11:00 UTC
Cats.

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1inageneration April 14 2009, 01:12:08 UTC
I thought you were supposed to be a ninja or something.

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cal_sitter April 14 2009, 01:14:31 UTC
I'm not a dedicated practitioner of ninjitsu, and what does that have to do with the cats?

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