164 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

With a bartender and new security personnel to train, where does one find the time to do laundry and disinfect the kitchen, let alone visit the library to conduct a little research? I prefer to clean the refrigerator before its contents discover religion and the written word. The top shelf has played host to Chinese take-out that had a higher IQ

Comments

[halfed]

Do Revenants even have an IQ?

[cal_sitter]

We can donate the next one we stumble across to the university if you'd like to find out. I'm not spending enough time in one's company to conduct the test.

[halfed]

Not really on the top of my to-do list there, Nik.

[cal_sitter]

I wasn't aware your to-do list extended beyond sleep.

[captainshort]

You're so popular, Nik. I bet you don't need any more help with your kitchen warfare.

[cal_sitter]

I shouldn't need any in the first place.

[captainshort]

Given enough time, the fridge might take up arms.

[cal_sitter]

That's the last thing I want.