78 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

I suppose I should be grateful I only look like I took a swim in Abbagor's entrails and am not possessed of the urge to wring my hands and throw myself from a convenient castle wall.

Comments

[tehpuck]

Another Shakespeare reference?

I hope you don't think a castle wall that enables suicide as convenient, or we've got a long, boring talk with a psychiatrist ahead of us.

[cal_sitter]

I wouldn't list you on the medical information release forms, Goodfellow. There would be no telling how far the information would spread.

[tehpuck]

Who ever said I'd be going with you? I'd just fund the appointments. It's all in the name of seeing you in one of those jackets.

[cal_sitter]

I would say you should be the one on the couch, but that strays beyond the realm of medically accepted psychotherapy.

[copy_enigma]

What happened?

[cal_sitter]

From the smell and viscosity, this is an accumulation of various creatures I've killed in the past few years.

[copy_enigma]

How did..? Should I even ask how this happened?

[cal_sitter]

I would venture a curse, as I'm fairly certain the only thing I killed yesterday was a plate of bacon.

[cal_sitter]

I use the term loosely. I have no desire to properly classify a troll's anatomy.

[cal_sitter]

Not all of the blood is human. It creatures an unusual effect.

Rose tells me you're similarly affected.

[ohrosalita]

You too? I should bring Arion over and you can sit in the tub together.

[cal_sitter]

Bloodstains?

[ohrosalita]

He's a walking clot.

[cal_sitter]

Wonderful.