57 Near Disasters

Feb 13, 2008 15:59

Contrary to Goodfellow's opinion, I have no intention of using yesterday's misfortunes as evidence of sugar's evils. Medical research does a far better job, and I have no wish for my argument to be turned against me on the day that the City decides to curse tofu.

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ohrosalita February 13 2008, 22:40:11 UTC
I just don't think you've given enough thought to the benefits of a diet rich in artificial flavorings and trans fats, Niko.

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cal_sitter February 13 2008, 23:36:16 UTC
I've given it just as much thought as a diet rich in chlorine and aspartame.

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ohrosalita February 14 2008, 00:54:42 UTC
I don't think so.

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cal_sitter February 14 2008, 01:07:54 UTC
I wouldn't lie to you about this.

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tehpuck February 13 2008, 23:29:24 UTC
Raining tofu... I'd never get the stains out of my shirts. It'd be a travesty.

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cal_sitter February 13 2008, 23:35:03 UTC
Not as much of a travesty as bodach blood, and you seem to handle that quite well.

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tehpuck February 13 2008, 23:47:45 UTC
Actually, I don't think I have any of Nero's piss, here, but you bring up a good point, I'll have to contact a provider.

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cal_sitter February 13 2008, 23:54:09 UTC
If you can't find a Roman emperor, you at least might find a Roman drunkard.

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