Hey, Stupid

[cake_is_a_bang]

Tobi, un. Come over. Now.

Biker-dude threw two huge bags of flour at me this morning when I walked out of my apartment (totally flooring me, yeah, and nearly breaking my freaking ribs. It hurts to breath.). So I was like: I'll show him! I'll use this flour to make stuff!

So I made muffins. You know, those ones that you're (strangely) obsessed with?

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[sempaaai]

Really?? Can I? Muffins?? THANK YOU SEMPAI

[sempaaai]

MUFFINS!!!!!!

[cake_is_a_bang]

.... Don't have a freaking heart attack, yeah

Do you have to use such big font?

[sempaaai]

IT REPRESENTS MY LOVE FOR MUFFINS, SEMPAAAAI

[cake_is_a_bang]

With capital letters? How uncreative.

[sempaaai]

You're sooo awesome!

[cake_is_a_bang]

How many times do you have to reply?!

[sempaaai]

DEPENDS ON HOW MANY MUFFINS!

[cake_is_a_bang]

A whole shit load, yeah. Even you would be surprised.

[sempaaai]

HOW MANY DID YOU MAKE? HOW MANY HOW MANY HOW MANY??

[cake_is_a_bang]

FUCK.

A lot okay?!

They aren't fitting on the table! Or the counter! Or the coffee table!

OVERFLOWING, un.

[sempaaai]

YAYYYYYYYYYYY YESSSSS!!!

[cake_is_a_bang]

I hope you're hungry, un. Maybe I should bring them to the cafe to sell...

[sempaaai]

I can taste them already!

[cake_is_a_bang]

Stop drooling and get over here, idiot.

[sempaaai]

COMING COMING COMING!!

[cake_is_a_bang]

Run, little boy, run.