sentences.

[cailin_deas]

things i never thought i'd think, let alone say to another human being:

"well, you're ears wouldn't be itchy if you stopped putting pears in them."

"how much time can i spend with my finger in someone else's mouth?"

"did she poo? how much? normal looking?"

"i bet her first word will be 'tool'."

Comments

[italian_stinger]

sounds an awful lot like nursing school...

[cailin_deas]

does that mean i should be paid more? or paid at all?

[italian_stinger]

well, if it's nursing school, you should be paying for the privilege. however, that should turn into a fairly lucrative career in no more than two years.

i'm thinking it's probably already pretty lucrative for you :)

[bcangel]

Hi stranger! I hope you're having fun with that little baby. I'm having fun with mine!