[OK, Mates, I'm going to drop out of Talk Like A Pirate mode for a serious post.]

My daughter, Small & Feisty, just came over to me. She said:
Daddy, you won't believe this. They have a Barbie doll with piercings. You can pierce her ear up to three times. Soon they will come out Barbie with belly-button piercings. This is so wrong. Barbie used to ( Read more... )