Put Another Chum on the Memorial Day Barbee

[cahwyguy]

I guess all the papers waited until Saturday for the interesting articles. Here’s some chum for your Memorial Day weekend. Stay safe, whether you be at home or on vacation.

• From the “Well, I Guess Jack Does Know Shit” Department: Remember those Jack in the Box commercials where Jack sings about “...cattle the size of schnauzers...”. Turns out, he

Comments

[dennisthetiger]

Wow. Kudos to AG for that one.

[elasticity]

Turns out they are made in SoCal’s San Gabriel Valley, and tested on Colorado Blvd.

Tsk tsk, Daniel! Paramount is most definitely
not in the San Gabriel Valley. There is more than one Colorado Blvd, and your reflexive assumption to the contrary surprises me. :-)

Also, it's Billy Mays.

[cahwyguy]

You're right - I missed that in the Zamboni article.

[jumbach]

If it means anything, our physician's last name is Zamboni.

[dementia]

That just makes me think of that old Seinfeld episode...