Sherlock Fanfic: Variations in Purchasing Criteria

[caffienekitty]

Title: Variations in Purchasing Criteria
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Alternate Posting: AO3
Rating/Content: PG-13. Google-sourced UK shopping experiences. Customer service. References to gore. Humour and silliness.
Word Count: 1730-ish
Disclaimer: I did not create, nor do I own these characters or their world. I have also never been in a Tesco, but I am

Comments

[caffienekitty]

John deals with a lot, living with Sherlock.

[malevolent73]

Love it! I love when the telling immerses me so solidly that I forget where I am and instead am in the next isle, overhearing their crazy conversation. LOL

[caffienekitty]

Oh wow, what a lovely thing to say! Thank you!

[rachelindeed]

Eeeewwwwww, and aaawwwwwwww :)

My favorite sentence was:

"There will be no spurious microwaving of any heads, for science or otherwise," John decreed.

[caffienekitty]

One has to be clear about such things with Sherlock.