CHUCK Fic: A Reasonable Facsimile

[caffienekitty]

Title: A Reasonable Facsimile
Fandom:Chuck (the series)
Rating/Warnings: SPOILERS FOR CHUCK SEASON PREMIERE PAST THIS POINT. Gen PG. Episode Tag. Customer service bitterness, or angst or something. HUMOUR

Word Count: 2600 words
Characters: Morgan Grimes, General Beckman, and a boatload of sketchy OC's
Disclaimer: Not mine.
A/N: OH GEEZ, Y'ALL, IT'

Comments

[bellatemple]

Please, like I wouldn't read a Chuck fic. 'Specially one starring Morgan.

Awesome.

[caffienekitty]

Well, I try not to assume. Thanks! :-)

[sabra_n]

I want to hug and kiss this fic and call it George. Oh, and send it to all my friends who have or currently are experiencing retail hell. *shudder* That was very, uh...detailed. Heh.

[caffienekitty]

You're quite welcome to send your friends a link if you want to :-) Glad you liked it!

[xenaclone]

Did you just give Casey purple hair [GG]?

Brilliant, from someone who has worked in retail!

[caffienekitty]

Did you just give Casey purple hair [GG]?

Nope, Casey's not in this fic. It's a cute image though.

Brilliant, from someone who has worked in retail!

Thank you!

[cut_thestring]

This is hilarious. I can totally imagine this whole fic actually happening! You've got the whole comedic beat of the show down, if you know what I mean. :D Great work!

[caffienekitty]

Aw, thank you! :-D

[ladycat713]

*snort* This is perfect! I can see something like this happening .

Greta reminded me of Forrest immediately and since Forrest was definitely a Cylon comparing the new staff to Cylons fits.

A staff of Stepford creepiness would keep me out of a store .

Dead on the with the sales technique of not fully stocking something that just came out. I know I'm more likely to buy something I think won't be there next time than something that looks like they'll still have plenty and the price might go down due to overstock.

[athenesolon]

Actually it's a marketing technique I remember hearing about. Seriously. It's a psychology thing they've found out. It means that people think that no one's buying it (even if the truth is something different entirely).

[caffienekitty]

Thank you! And I'm not saying that sales tactic bit was at all inspired by a recent store visit at all. ;-)