Me vs. cookery

Jul 29, 2010 19:33

I have this uncanny ability to include explosions in any cooking-related activity. Today, corn-on-the-cob. While it was rawSee, I peeled the damn things, remembering afterward why it was always only ever done outside when I was growing up; bits of husk and silk everywhere. Then I tried fitting a cob in the pot, and it was too big. "No problem," I ( Read more... )

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malevolent73 July 30 2010, 04:38:00 UTC
Fraternal icon twin! LOL

The idea that the exploding corn made it into two different rooms makes me giggly. :D

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caffienekitty July 30 2010, 04:46:30 UTC
Admittedly it's a rather open kitchen plan and very small, so it's not like the corn had to penetrate walls. :-)

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caffienekitty July 30 2010, 06:54:25 UTC
I can think of many more useful unique skills I'd prefer to have over the ability to achieve wide-ranging random corn fragment distribution wih my bare hands.

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aescu July 30 2010, 09:54:17 UTC
Uhm... this time I have to admit that I too tend to break the too-long corns with my hands. It is kinda messy, right, but I have no clue how you managed to get the kernels to fligh THAT wide.
Perhaps you should start doing this in front of an audience and charge a few dollars. You seem to have quite a talent for action/adventure-cooking XD

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caffienekitty July 30 2010, 15:22:39 UTC
I have no idea either. Maybe I had the wrong angle or something.

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aescu July 30 2010, 16:56:29 UTC
Next time, try stuffing the corn that you are about to explode inside a pillow-coating (what is it really called in english?) or laundry-bag :)

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caffienekitty July 30 2010, 17:12:57 UTC
pillow-coating (what is it really called in english?

Pillowcase, I believe? That's a good idea, and a grocery bag would work too, I'll have to do that when I cook the rest up. :-)

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anniehow July 30 2010, 14:18:12 UTC
Ha! Just last week, I managed to make freshly-picked corn-on-the-cob from a friend's garden completely inedible (I ate it anyway, feeling guilty and wasteful otherwise). I thought 'hey, haven't had roasted corn in a long time! And this is so fresh! I'll just put it directly on the grill, and it will be just like a BBQ!'

Hint: it wasn't.

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caffienekitty July 30 2010, 15:23:47 UTC
Oh dear.

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astrothsknot July 30 2010, 22:26:16 UTC
Good lord women, JUST GET A BLOODY PIZZA!!

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caffienekitty July 30 2010, 23:31:43 UTC
If I could afford pizza, I would. This week I got a DVD instead, which at least lasts longer. :-D

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