Random Fanfic: Exeunt All, Pursued By Hobbits (Gen, PG)

[caffienekitty]

Title: Exeunt All, Pursued by Hobbits
Crossover: Lord of the Rings/Hamlet
Rating: GEN, PG
Word Count: 1650-ish
Warnings: SO. MUCH. CRACK. Horribly, horribly wrong iambic pentameter. Also, uh... spoilers for Hamlet? o.O
Disclaimer: None of the characters or settings are mine. Both Tolkien and Shakespeare might rise up and haunt me for this one, but

Comments

[brigid_tanner]

LMAO!! you have a very strange mind. Loved using the lines from the play. But what happened to Hamlet's pants? Do I even want to know?

[caffienekitty]

I figure it was an ill-advised attempt to moon the king. Either that or the horse ate them. *shrug* It was a party. The only reason no one wound up with a traffic cone is they won't be invented for several hundred years.

[caffienekitty]

I figured you'd get a kick out of this one :-)

[caffienekitty]

Or watch the movies. It's totally Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan playing Pippin and Merry. Not quite sure who's playing Hamlet, he kind of morphed from "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" Hamlet into... not sure really. Sort of Kenneth Branagh-ish, only not nearly as serious.

[custardpringle]

You are the best. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[caffienekitty]

I'm so glad you liked it!! I've been fiddling with it on and off ever since the Gen Battle and it finally came together today. Thank you for the awesome prompt! :-D

[eilonwy]

::giggle:: Nicely done, turning the Revenge Plot on its head (with Hamlet's line about avenging a terminal pursuit and being at a loss.) I'm actually not all that familiar with LOTR (I know, I know) but I am way *too* familiar with Shakespeare and Hamlet, and very much appreciated this. :D (I'll think back to this when I'm teaching Hamlet again for the eleventieth time.)

[caffienekitty]

(I'll think back to this when I'm teaching Hamlet again for the eleventieth time.)

Oh dear... XD