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caelan720

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Apr 14, 2005 21:39

I wish I was black. Maybe then the people at work would like me and maybe I would be respected.

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:P anonymous April 15 2005, 03:18:17 UTC

But then you'd have gross skin and only wash your hair once a week;)

Re: :P caelan720 April 15 2005, 03:20:10 UTC

Yeah but then I'd have an excuse to be lazy like they are!

Re: :P kfaya01 April 15 2005, 03:22:14 UTC

AND you would get all kind of free stuff and could be a racist and it would be ok...

Re: :P caelan720 April 15 2005, 03:30:28 UTC

And I could put jewelry in my mouth and forget how to dress and I could have 38 kids with 42 different fathers...and that would be okay too!

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tigerless April 15 2005, 20:54:59 UTC

and i could return my clothes cause i wore them with the tags on when i was in da club.

and.... tigerless April 16 2005, 02:05:15 UTC

you can say that "my braids is coming aloose" and that when you want you claim something you say "that's mines" and you can microwave your weave and get it to stay longer!

Re: and.... kfaya01 April 16 2005, 03:08:49 UTC

LMAO!!!!

Re: and.... caelan720 April 16 2005, 15:59:53 UTC

And I can wear "pantses" and I can have the same hairstyle for a week!!!! And I can have fingernails that are 3 inches long!! And I can spend all my money on jewelry for my mouth...and my 79 Oldsmobile...and then make it to the welfare office on the first of the month to collect my free money!

katieweaver1982 April 18 2005, 11:40:11 UTC

HOLY COW! That is some funny stuff! You know what would make me so mad? When I was in college, I was working three part-time jobs for a total of about 45 hours a week. This was in ADDITION to going to school for 18 hours a semester! This one guy in one of my classes had the nerve to tell me that he didn't have a job because "he couldn't find one." Excuse me? How is it that I am able to find not one, not two, but THREE jobs, and you can't find ONE??? I think what he meant was that he couldn't find a job that paid him a million dollars a day to sit on his lazy ass, drink 40's, and smoke weed all day. GRRRRR!!!

caelan720 April 20 2005, 03:18:35 UTC

And...and...and...I wanna be a cheap skate and refuse to pay more than $5 for a shirt...but I'll pay $200 for my Err Foce Wonz

caelan720 April 20 2005, 03:23:05 UTC

And don't forget how we can line up at Popeye's on a Sunday morning with our suits and dress shoes (that don't match of course) with our big ass hats...and wait for the chicken to get fried so I can take some home to my 78 kids

tigerless April 20 2005, 03:20:06 UTC

and i can go to a SWAC school and have a fried chicken stand on every corner in campus....yeah, they really do have those.