Because it's that time of the month again...

[caduceus]

Life as a woman can be bloody hell sometimes.

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[deathangelgw]

quite literally as well...*hugs, then offers her tea, heat, and hot bath with Elves waiting hand and foot on her*

[caduceus]

Yeah, that's exactly the way I meant it.
*sips tea and purrs*

[tuxedo_elf]

*Nods* It is true evil! If it makes you feel at all better, I once ended up in hospital because of it! Small comfort I know but points for effort?

[caduceus]

O_o Hospital? That's extra brownie points! and not just for effort.
Dunno if that makes me feel exactly better, though...

[tuxedo_elf]

Well, hopefully yours isn't that bad! I think that was my point... :P However plan B... *Offers hot water bottle with fluffy bunny cover and chocolate*

[caduceus]

*smiles* It's okay, really. Just, I'd have preferred it to wait, say, to the end of the week? Mother Nature obviously didn't listen. Curling up on the couch is a good thing, though...

[m_carvaggio]

Stop whingeing woman! The alternative is too horrible to contemplate. Unless we all turn into androgenenes. Now that's more like it.

[caduceus]

Which alternative?
As I'm currently studying for gynecology, it doesn't help - it just points out the many icky reasons why women might not bleed. So actually, it means that all is (almost) well...

*ponders* I for one would much rather be an Elf. Do ellith... ? I mean, do they? Every month, for like... ages?
*runs away screaming and hides*

[aduial_peredhel]

My sympathies, as this is my time too. XP

[caduceus]

Yeah. *shares the tea, cookies and hot water bottles*

[tolliel]

Can I join this tea, hot water bottle, and cookie party also? Offers ibuprofen to all

[caduceus]

Sure you can... *hands over a cup and cookie*

It's rather scary how many people are affected - as if we influenced each other somehow, to synchronize our hormones. It's known to happen to women who live closely together (i.e. in the same household). O_o;;