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[cactusofdoom]

I have decided to grace you with my words, not because you deserve it, but because it is 3:00 in the morning, and i am intoxicated, and i am so amazing that i'm actually contractually obligated to grace you under these circumstances.  for information on getting such a contract for yourself, click here:

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[lastsuperhero]

!!!
you're not refering to me, are you?!?!
and also
why is it not cute?

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[cactusofdoom]

No, of course I'm not referring to you! I'm referring to your identical twin with the same name as you who has figured out a way to defy the laws of physics by having her matter occupy exactly the same space as your matter. I want her to know that it is not cute to allow BOLD people such as myself to miss out on an explanation of why nothing happened in Hamlet.
that's all.

[puppyfreedom]

i don't understand. i keep kurt locked up in my bedroom. how the hell did he get out of there and arrange to speak to a room full of people?! that's it... i cutting back on his candy