"Hello, my name is Fail"
Title: “Hello, my name is Fail”
Author: cablackwood
Rating: G
Genre: Crack, drabble
Summary: Yesung fails at food fights
Words: 700
Yesung ran back into the house that they had for the weekend. He had all types of food stuck in his hair and falling off his body; strawberries (much to Eunhyuk’s disappointment), noodles, a banana piece here and there, and a few seeds of some other fruit that was thrown. He lost track of how many times he had been nailed in the face with a piece of fruit. He had barely dogged the apple that was thrown in his direction.
He went into the kitchen to find better ammo than grapes. All he was able to do with them was bounce them off of the other member’s heads. What he found was the watermelon that they were going to cut up and eat later. Slowly, a wide and evil grin came across Yesung’s face. He picked up the melon, which was about the size of his torso (he realized too late) and nearly fell on the floor. With a big huff, Yesung managed to pick it up and walk back outside, where the food fight was still going on. But now, it seemed that they had decided to use mud as well.
Somehow, Yesung was able to get the melon high above his head and he charged after the laughing group a few feet ahead, yelling at the top of his lungs.
The group stopped throwing food when they heard Yesung yell. They turned and saw him charging with the watermelon held high above his head.
“He isn’t going to throw that is he?” Sungmin asked in awe and horror. He was looking forward to eating that later and he was afraid that it would somehow hit him. And being hit anywhere (his luck, it would be the crotch area) with a watermelon almost the size of Yesung, was not going to feel good, so he began to back away.
“Oh, I think he is.” Leeteuk said from his side. The members dispersed and ran in different directions. They didn’t want to be on the receiving end of that melon.
The closer Yesung got, the louder his yell became and the more he looked like a soldier running into battle. He looked like he should have warrior paint on his face. His face was scrunched up in determination, his eyes closed into slits and his mouth wide open.
Just as every member was hiding behind something solid, Siwon hiding behind Shindong and Ryeowook behind Siwon, Yesung brought the watermelon down from over his head. But just as he was about to let it go…he slipped on a banana peel that had been discarded after it had been thrown.
He fell flat on his back, getting a very good view of the blue sky above him and of the melon that flew into the air. There was a small silence that followed, but it was broken very soon by everyone bursting out laughing at the King of Failure. Only Yesung could make a terrifying moment epically hilarious.
Heechul was the first one to run over to his side, but it wasn’t to help him up. He cackled in his face and pointed his camera that he had in his hands, filming all day, pointed to Yesung’s shocked, confused, and embarrassed face.
Yesung slowly sat up, not meeting any of the members face (his own bright red) when someone yelled, “Watch out!” The members that were gathered around Yesung looked up and saw that the melon was heading back down and they all jumped away.
Yesung looked up and saw when the melon landed right in between his legs, missing his private parts by about an inch. Yesung never thought that he would see his life flash before his eyes (and he saw all of his epic fails).
The melon burst open, splattering Yesung all the way up to his head, covering him in red watermelon juices and seeds. He opened his eyes and saw that he was covered, head to toe, in sticky fruit. It only took him a minute to recover, but when he did he burst out laughing and grabbed one of the bigger hunks of watermelon and ate it, juices falling from the corner of his mouth.