two cabbages

[cabbagecop]

Today there was a package on my doorstep with a cabbage inside! :) I was going to make the best dinner, I swear.

But when I went to cut it, it kiiiinda exploded. :( I didn't know cabbages could explode. I feel betrayed.

My eyebrows should grow back soon, right? :(

Comments

[lazyish]

tohru, seriously...

why would you open a mysterious package then... proceed to eat the contents?

[cabbagecop]

I thought it was a secret admirer! :(

[lazyish]

was there a letter?

[cabbagecop]

Juuust the cabbage.

[lazyish]

and you didn't think "gee, i'm a cop, maybe someone would send me a poisoned and/or exploding cabbage"?

[cabbagecop]

Well, I didn't really expect criminals to know I like cabbage. :o

[lazyish]

you... realize criminals also read the network, right?

[cabbagecop]

...Chief's going to be angry, huh?

[lazyish]

uh... just... be more careful, ok? i think he's probably just going to be worried about you.

[cabbagecop]

I'm fine, mostly! Just my eyebrows gone.

And some blisters.

...And I think I need to redo the countertop.

[lazyish]

that's good, i guess...

hopefully this is your chance to finally get that granite countertop you always wanted.

[cabbagecop]

On my salary?

[lazyish]

oh, right.

[cabbagecop]

I'll probably have to make my own.

Out of tinfoil.

[lazyish]

sorry, man...

[cabbagecop]

Hey, think the chief'll give me hazard pay? ;)