"The Homosexual Agenda"
On my way back to BART Friday night after a beautiful classical guitar concert in SF, I saw two men walking along, one with a sign he'd obviously been holding at a demonstration.
He could tell I was trying to read it, and held it out so I could do so more easily:
THE
"HOMOSEXUAL
AGENDA":
1. Equality
2. See #1
"Lovely," I said.
He smiled.