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c_regalis March 16 2006, 00:55:27 UTC
*sigh* Why does he do that? ALL THE TIME? Hm? Almost every single role he ever plays?

*weeps*

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joandarck March 16 2006, 04:27:28 UTC
I know, you know, it's starting to take the happy out of Bad Callum for me. I mean - it's like you said about Suspicious River taking the fun out of creepy, dominating CKR (which is still one of the best things I've seen anybody say on livejournal ever, by the way).

It's like... okay... you're violent... you're creepy... I get it. What's he trying to do, compensate for his looks? He's afraid people will think he's dreamy and sweet if he doesn't try hard to prove he's not? I will never ever watch a movie where he shoves bottles down people's throats, let alone aboriginal women's throats. YOU HEAR THAT CKR? YOU JUST LOST A VIEWER! YES! YOUR PERCENTAGE OF MY $10 IS GONE!

I'm sure he cares.

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china_shop March 16 2006, 06:05:52 UTC
What's he trying to do, compensate for his looks?

He's trying to prove he's tough and macho and scary, and not a cute gayboy with a rockstar boyfriend AT ALL.

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grey853 March 16 2006, 00:50:38 UTC
I'd heard about this project some time ago, but it's one I think I'll have to skip. It just sounds way too dire to even watch.

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c_regalis March 16 2006, 00:56:25 UTC
I understand. I just found another article. *points to ETA*

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buzzylittleb March 16 2006, 00:53:52 UTC
Hey, I was talking (physically talking) to shadowkittracey in the video store today and trying to assert my willpower over a cheep copy of Shooting Gallery.

"Why does Callum have to get in all these crap movies where all he does it be evil and die... maybe he needs the money... maybe he needs the money to pay off the super-secret blackmailers who know of his affair with Paul Gross, 'cause there are only 32 Canadian Actors..."

...and clearly they had problems when setting up the breeding programme.

*goes to special hell* *waves*

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buzzylittleb March 16 2006, 00:54:15 UTC
Dammit, I'm copying that into my lj.

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c_regalis March 16 2006, 00:59:28 UTC
Hee! *g*

And he's king of very, very hot in Shooting Gallery. In that psychotic way he has. You should give it a try.

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c_regalis March 16 2006, 01:03:48 UTC
Uh. I meant "kind of very, very hot", but, you know, "KING of very hot" is maybe even more accurate.

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ezust March 16 2006, 00:57:15 UTC

A serial killer this time? Oh, Callum.

Wow. Really? Look: I'm sooo surprised. >;-P

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c_regalis March 16 2006, 01:04:20 UTC
Yeah, me too.

*cries*

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c_regalis March 16 2006, 01:04:48 UTC
Hee! Your icon is perfect.

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akite March 16 2006, 00:57:48 UTC
Well, that's another CKR movie, along with Suspicious River that I'll never watch. Yikes!

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c_regalis March 16 2006, 01:06:11 UTC
I can almost understand in this case. It doesn't sound like fun. Well, hopefully it's a good movie, at least?

*hopes*

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buzzylittleb March 16 2006, 01:10:17 UTC
Yes, well, it sounds like an arthouse serial killer movie, so maybe the two genres of Callum acting have finally collided.

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c_regalis March 16 2006, 01:32:08 UTC
Yes! It's THE movie for Callum! An arthouse/Crazy-Killer - movie. And he dies at the end, of course.

(I hope he has sex with his victims before he kills them.)

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