I know, you know, it's starting to take the happy out of Bad Callum for me. I mean - it's like you said about Suspicious River taking the fun out of creepy, dominating CKR (which is still one of the best things I've seen anybody say on livejournal ever, by the way).
It's like... okay... you're violent... you're creepy... I get it. What's he trying to do, compensate for his looks? He's afraid people will think he's dreamy and sweet if he doesn't try hard to prove he's not? I will never ever watch a movie where he shoves bottles down people's throats, let alone aboriginal women's throats. YOU HEAR THAT CKR? YOU JUST LOST A VIEWER! YES! YOUR PERCENTAGE OF MY $10 IS GONE!
Hey, I was talking (physically talking) to shadowkittracey in the video store today and trying to assert my willpower over a cheep copy of Shooting Gallery.
"Why does Callum have to get in all these crap movies where all he does it be evil and die... maybe he needs the money... maybe he needs the money to pay off the super-secret blackmailers who know of his affair with Paul Gross, 'cause there are only 32 Canadian Actors..."
...and clearly they had problems when setting up the breeding programme.
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*weeps*
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It's like... okay... you're violent... you're creepy... I get it. What's he trying to do, compensate for his looks? He's afraid people will think he's dreamy and sweet if he doesn't try hard to prove he's not? I will never ever watch a movie where he shoves bottles down people's throats, let alone aboriginal women's throats. YOU HEAR THAT CKR? YOU JUST LOST A VIEWER! YES! YOUR PERCENTAGE OF MY $10 IS GONE!
I'm sure he cares.
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He's trying to prove he's tough and macho and scary, and not a cute gayboy with a rockstar boyfriend AT ALL.
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"Why does Callum have to get in all these crap movies where all he does it be evil and die... maybe he needs the money... maybe he needs the money to pay off the super-secret blackmailers who know of his affair with Paul Gross, 'cause there are only 32 Canadian Actors..."
...and clearly they had problems when setting up the breeding programme.
*goes to special hell* *waves*
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And he's king of very, very hot in Shooting Gallery. In that psychotic way he has. You should give it a try.
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A serial killer this time? Oh, Callum.
Wow. Really? Look: I'm sooo surprised. >;-P
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*cries*
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*hopes*
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(I hope he has sex with his victims before he kills them.)
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