I beg to say "oh, yuh-huh" and demand a pictorial from many, many people to convince me otherwise. (I shall start: Daniel Craig | Callum Keith Hottie)* It's a somewhat superficial resemblance, but it was enough for me to watch Casino Royale and pretend it was CKR up there at times. Also, I'm going to have to agree with Anna on the eye-candy aspect of Mr. Craig. His ass looks fantastic in khakis.
*cough* okay, done now. I'm feeling very talk-y today o.O
HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE CALLUM. And actually, I did watch Casino Royale hoping to be able to pretend to watch Callum as James Bond. I tried. *sniff* He doesn't look like him and he doesn't move like him and... just. No.
(I agree about his ass though. Very, very nice.)
And okay, this is the picture with where he has the closest resemblance to Callum, and see? It's just... SO NOT CALLUM. Not even with spikey hair and gray stubble. The nose is just wrong and his mouth is not half as pretty as Callums, and the forehead...
Yeah, yeah, I saw that tattoo placement picture before. A tattoo doesn't make you Callum Keith Rennie! Just saying! I also saw that completely naked picture before. *tilts head* I am... not convinced. Okay, the smoking picture on the other hand... *swallows hard* okay, yeah, I can see what you mean. Still. Still. No one smokes like Callum. Plus DC's got nothing on Callum'shands.
It's like with those forms you have to fill out at immigration, where you are asked if you ever tried to kidnap a kid or if you are a Nazi. I mean, what if I answer with No, even though I did kidnap a kid. If they ever find out they will not only put my in jail for the kidnapping, oh no, they will also be very disappointed because I LIED.
And yes, THANK YOU! I really like him, and he's a great James Bond, but hallO? So not Callum.
smart enough to blow up a country with chap-stick, presumably you're also smart enough to get it out of the bag
Presumably, yeah. But we might be wrong, you know? I think it's like with those forms you have to fill out at Immigration. Where they ask you questions like "Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict? - Yes/No" or "Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities: or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved , in any way, inpersecutions associated with NAZI Germany or its allies? - Yes/No". I guess they think that as a, you know, spy you have some kind of... code of honor that forbids you to lie on immigration forms? Maybe
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I guess they think that as a, you know, spy you have some kind of... code of honor that forbids you to lie on immigration forms? Maybe?
I guess no one told them that on the first day of spy school, lesson number one is, "Don't tell anyone you're a spy. That's really important. You're totally allowed to make up stories if the alternative is saying that you're a spy. Don't even say it as a joke." Lesson two, of course, is how to get a chap-stick out of a plastic bag.
You might think being a CKR fan hasn't taught me anything.
dkjshagfkdsjhgkdfjhd.hee
*beams*
omg. I give up. I latch onto the excuse that you're not a coffee person. Hey, I can't tell Pepsi from Coke, so who am I to judge? ::judges:: I miss Dunkin Donuts iced coffee so much. Extra cream, extra sugar, heavenly.
Oh, okay, wait. I totally forgot about the iced coffee. The iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts was wonderful (cream, no sugar). So, okay, you guys only suck at hot coffee. \d?
Lesson two, of course, is how to get a chap-stick out of a plastic bag.
This report is made of squee and love. It made me so happy. Awwwwwwwww! Fangirls! And awww! YOU! ♥ ♥ ♥
I try to respond but fall asleep again. In the middle of the conversation. I think. /c\ Anyway, Unhurt's finally there, I scoot over to make room on the bed. Hi, I know you from the internets, it's okay to sleep together after we talked for three minutes. Fangirls! \c/
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I beg to say "oh, yuh-huh" and demand a pictorial from many, many people to convince me otherwise. (I shall start: Daniel Craig | Callum Keith Hottie)* It's a somewhat superficial resemblance, but it was enough for me to watch Casino Royale and pretend it was CKR up there at times.
Also, I'm going to have to agree with Anna on the eye-candy aspect of Mr. Craig. His ass looks fantastic in khakis.
*cough* okay, done now. I'm feeling very talk-y today o.O
*I do not have a problem, shut up.
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(I agree about his ass though. Very, very nice.)
And okay, this is the picture with where he has the closest resemblance to Callum, and see? It's just... SO NOT CALLUM. Not even with spikey hair and gray stubble. The nose is just wrong and his mouth is not half as pretty as Callums, and the forehead...
Nope, you won't be able to convince me.
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I maintain there is a superficial resemblance! See Daniel in t-shirt, tattoo placement!, smoking and hm, how about mostly naked and one a photo claiming to be Daniel completely naked just for the hell of it.
Perhaps he doesn't look like CKR, but he may want to be him (because really, who doeasn't?)
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am asked if I maybe got asked by strangers to take a bomb with me in my hand baggage,
The world is a safer place, for that question being asked. O.o
I am so a converted Daniel-Craig-is-the-bestest-Bond-evah fangirl, but apart from some general coloring issues... um, he's no Callum Keith Rennie.
I mean, let's talk bodies, shall we? Mmmmm. Bodyparts........ *spaces out*
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And yes, THANK YOU! I really like him, and he's a great James Bond, but hallO? So not Callum.
PS: (hands)
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Heeeee. If you're smart enough to blow up a country with chap-stick, presumably you're also smart enough to get it out of the bag.
(HellO? This guy looks nothing like Callum)
I'm looking forward to seeing Kanzenhanzai's refutation of this theory.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith, regret the latter.
I would have been looking for a parachute at that point. That movie was awful.
get a coffee at the Seven-Eleven around the corner. Um.
Oh, no no no nononononono. A Seven-Eleven coffee? Oh DEAR. Not representative of most coffees!
Hi, I know you from the internets, it's okay to sleep together after we talked for three minutes. Fangirls!
\o/ "What I learned on the internets, by C. Regalis. Chapter one..."
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Presumably, yeah. But we might be wrong, you know? I think it's like with those forms you have to fill out at Immigration. Where they ask you questions like "Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict? - Yes/No" or "Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities: or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved , in any way, inpersecutions associated with NAZI Germany or its allies? - Yes/No". I guess they think that as a, you know, spy you have some kind of... code of honor that forbids you to lie on immigration forms? Maybe ( ... )
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I guess no one told them that on the first day of spy school, lesson number one is, "Don't tell anyone you're a spy. That's really important. You're totally allowed to make up stories if the alternative is saying that you're a spy. Don't even say it as a joke." Lesson two, of course, is how to get a chap-stick out of a plastic bag.
You might think being a CKR fan hasn't taught me anything.
dkjshagfkdsjhgkdfjhd.hee
*beams*
omg. I give up. I latch onto the excuse that you're not a coffee person. Hey, I can't tell Pepsi from Coke, so who am I to judge? ::judges:: I miss Dunkin Donuts iced coffee so much. Extra cream, extra sugar, heavenly.
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Lesson two, of course, is how to get a chap-stick out of a plastic bag.
HEE! ♥!
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I try to respond but fall asleep again. In the middle of the conversation. I think. /c\ Anyway, Unhurt's finally there, I scoot over to make room on the bed. Hi, I know you from the internets, it's okay to sleep together after we talked for three minutes. Fangirls! \c/
Have I mentioned the ♥ ♥ ♥? 'Cause! ♥ ♥ ♥!
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Also: ♥
PS: I miss you. Hi!
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