*points* and the hair! It's grown back a tiny bit! (or maybe he hasn't shaved). Bet Callum likes it all fuzzy like that.
"And I did that Due South thing and my hair was rancid, really, I'd just got off that jet and it was like, slimecity, and aren't you going to say something, Hugh? Something snide, something you?" "I think mine is short and peachy 'gnomesane?" "No, I don't gnomesane, kemosabe. I gave up hair to impress my female demographic (look you might be a gay icon, but... nevermind) because I flew down to suck your cock and play golf" "Uh-huh" "Is that all you're going to say?" "Uh-huh" "I hate you." "You don't hate my cock" "I'm not best friends with you any more." "Yiou're still best friends with my cock." ... "Hugh? What's it like?" "My hair? Kind of fuzzy, ginchy gnarly, doesn't need a come, feels... soft" "You think that might be my solution?" "Callum. No. Shampoo is your solution."
god, I know. I've spent the evening (er, night? it's 3am here) staring. I can't get over how Bruce Willis he looks in the second one...and omg is that ever a good thing.
*nodsnods* He looks a lot like Bruce Willis sometimes. And while I really like Bruce Willis, I find it kind of... unsettling. But yes, yes, he looks good.
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*sweats*
Wow.
I'm going to bed shortly.
I know what I'll be thinking about.
Dear lord.
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(But damn, he looks good.)
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kittens? puppies? the joys of chastity?
*g*
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"And I did that Due South thing and my hair was rancid, really, I'd just got off that jet and it was like, slimecity, and aren't you going to say something, Hugh? Something snide, something you?"
"I think mine is short and peachy 'gnomesane?"
"No, I don't gnomesane, kemosabe. I gave up hair to impress my female demographic (look you might be a gay icon, but... nevermind) because I flew down to suck your cock and play golf"
"Uh-huh"
"Is that all you're going to say?"
"Uh-huh"
"I hate you."
"You don't hate my cock"
"I'm not best friends with you any more."
"Yiou're still best friends with my cock."
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"Hugh? What's it like?"
"My hair? Kind of fuzzy, ginchy gnarly, doesn't need a come, feels... soft"
"You think that might be my solution?"
"Callum. No. Shampoo is your solution."
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♥
"You're still best friends with my cock."
♥ ♥ ♥
Okay, work now.
*giggles*
Sigh. Work. Now.
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*is ded*
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*runs away screaming before you all whomp me for being so irreverant*
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Damn. Gone already.
*scowls*
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He is so very very hot in these! Makes me want to nibble his little Spock ears. And I love him bald, it really suits him. *whimpers*
askskdfks... lskfmaslmkls... qlkjapqlqslfsjflsnfk!!!
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