Random thought.

[isabelowens]

Sometimes I just really want to shove a jelly filled donut up a suspect's nose. no real reason other than they're usually being a smug prick, and I figure a donut means less paperwork. Then I think about what a waste of a completely edible donut that would be.

Comments

[trust_issue]

I can see the quandary.

[isabelowens]

It's possible I'd be more possessive over M&Ms than a jelly donut, but still... Perfectly good food. At the same time, it might just be worth the waste to have at the suspect.

[trust_issue]

I wonder...M&M's do not melt in your hands..but will they up some guy's nose?

[isabelowens]

Well, there's really only one way to find out...

[detoliviasvu]

To rip off The Godfather, break their nose, eat the Jelly donut.

[isabelowens]

So very, very tempting... I wonder if I'm skilled enough to do both at the same time?

[detoliviasvu]

I'm sure you could, just make sure you don't bite and hit at the same time. Your tongue might get in the way.

[isabelowens]

Ow! No, I won't do that. I like my tongue in one piece, and really... I don't need to the one getting hurt here.

[caf_pow_queen]

Oh if you do try and get pictures.

[isabelowens]

Oh, of course. I'll be sure to share.

[caf_pow_queen]

Oh thanks you.

[isabelowens]

You're very welcome.

[det_lassiter]

The trouble with that is you risk spurting jelly over your nice clean white shirt...

[isabelowens]

I'm sure if you knew you were going to do it, you could wear black. Otherwise, maybe keeping a spare shirt around "just in case" would be a good idea from now on.

[det_lassiter]

But if you do either, that makes it pre-meditated. It's harder to pass it off as stress and needing a vacation with the Chief if you've got a change of clothes in your locker, just in case.

[isabelowens]

That's a very good point... So really, it's a case of giving in and making it premeditated, or sacrificing a shirt and letting it be put down to stress.

[not_watson]

If you use a jelly donut, that's okay. Just no chocolate. That would be a waste.

[isabelowens]

I would never sacrifice a chocolate one! They're for eating, and enjoying.

[not_watson]

I am very glad to here that.

There's this place, much too close to 1PP for anything but irony, that makes the lightest glazed donuts on the planet. And they use dark chocolate to cover them, too.

Works of art.

[not_watson]

To hear that even. I need more coffee.