when masturbation's lost its fun, you're fucking lazy!

[c0rporatewh0re]

so all that bitching and moaning i did tuesday was useless, cause they sent me home at five thirty anyway. woo! yay for me. i worked a full day yesterday though, but it wasn't too bad. i'm still gonna quit though, i just have to find another job first. one that maybe pays some decent money this time. argh, ok, this is the last update in which i

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SOUNDS LIKE.....

[calic0jack]

A room full of REMF's. Yep, they are found in all branches of the service EVEN the J/ROTC's. REMF- Rear Echelon Mother Fucker - Usually a high ranking officer who doesn't do any work whatsoever and when his people do great, he takes all the credit for it, and when no one else is around he says a mere "good job" to the worker bees. Also, you may have some "Chairborne Commandos".

Chairborne Commando - Derived from Airborne Commando - Usually a high ranking officer (again) who thinks they have an awesome line of work, and really have a useless one, so they REMF it up, while actually PRETENDING to be the same as the privates who are working their asses off. EXAMPLE :Gen. Norman Schwarzkopff walking around wearing an assault vest while the rangers don't have enough. NOTICE he is REMFing it by wearing the vest when the Rangers don't have enough, and he is CCing it by walking around just wearing it to look good.

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[c0rporatewh0re]

lord, it is a REMF-fest like you wouldn't believe.

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[anonymous]

Well... If chairborne commandos exist in the enlisted ranks, too, then I'm afraid you're about to receive a comment from one in your LiveJournal! :-/

How has everything been going for you this year in school? The staff meetings are a real drag, huh? Try not to sweat them too much! After you give your input, just sit quietly and try to be patient. When people really start getting out of hand and dragging out every tiny detail of every tiny issue more and more, just start making flatulence noises with your hands. :-)

Good luck with your midterms! I won't be a stranger. You'll probably see me poking my head in sometime soon! -Just another chairborne commando (a.k.a. Rich)

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[c0rporatewh0re]

rich hicks? how the hell are you? wow, this is exciting. don't worry, you're too awesome to be a chairborne commando. muchas gracias for the advice, by the way.

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[calic0jack]

dude, rich.... you definitley aren't a chairborne commando. you aren't a prick. you have to be a prick to be a chairborne commando, or a REMF. Don't worry about it.

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[vtjerseygirl03]

yeah, chairborne commandos can't run like Rich can... ;)

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[calic0jack]

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[c0rporatewh0re]

hai@u steve! kekekewoowoo

[c0rporatewh0re]

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