Sam Tyler's Warden Suggestion Box

[bythe_books]

Warden Suggestion BoxSince we're all on different schedules, I thought it best to work out standard Policies and Procedures for proper Wardening, expectations for Inmate behaviour, rules & regulations, and consequences for breaking said rules here. This way, we can establish some consistency and fairness

Comments

Anonymous

[triplekill]

Mandatory Bible education. And all sinners shall be driven off into the fires of hell where they belong.

Re: Anonymous

[bythe_books]

While I... suppose Bible education could be offered on a voluntary basis, I really think the latter suggestion would be counterproductive to rehabilitation.

Re: Anonymous

[triplekill]

I ain't talking about voluntary. There is nothing voluntary about it. Every man, woman, and child must read the Bible and live by its teachings if they do not want to burn for all eternity. Anyone who fails to do so shall be punished by the wrath of the Lord God.

Re: Anonymous

[bythe_books]

I'm sorry, but that sort of policy is insensitive towards the religious freedoms of others.

Still, we'll, uh... take your suggestion into consideration.

[i_hate_posses]

I reckon we'd be better off without wardens in general. Don't do much good and we don't need 'em.

[bythe_books]

What, you want the Wardens punted off the Barge?

[i_hate_posses]

That'd be a good start.

[bythe_books]

...we'll take your suggestion into consideration.

Anonymous

[swiss_gear]

I may be a bit cynical, but I cannot foresee this "suggestion box" being of any use.

Re: Anonymous

[bythe_books]

It's as useful as others want to make it. So, no, it won't be if nobody puts in anything useful and constructive.

[rayney_day]

Electroshock collars. Like, yesterday.

[bythe_books]

...Electroshock collars.

[rayney_day]

Dude, seriously. We need some.

[bythe_books]

I think that would fall under "cruel and unusual punishment" territory.

[q_uery]

Compulsory enforcement of multi-culturalism. Let's lock up those carnivores and herbivores together, until they damned well get along politely, Officer! This goes double for rapists and their gender preference of choice.

[bythe_books]

I don't think... that... No!

[q_uery]

Am I going to have to report you for discrimination?

[bythe_books]

Discrimination against what?