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bythatmuch

[rift] wtf notes

May 16, 2010 01:34

[PUBLIC]

Dear woman I met in the hallway the other night, you know who you are and why I am writing this,

I AM SO SORRY.

I still have your pillow. I washed it. Do you want it back?

[LOCKED to Phoebe and Elizabeth]

So it looks like I'm a shapeshifter now.

I turn into a dog. I think it's a dog, anyway? I shifted the other day and found a window and my ( Read more... )

[game] btr

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lulz insert fail lock here~ wearsnomask May 16 2010, 05:42:18 UTC

... That wasn't necessary, neither was this public post, but thank you.

I believe it's in our best interest if we never mention this incident again.

oops. bythatmuch May 16 2010, 05:46:50 UTC

Well it's not like I mentioned any names!

But now...

wearsnomask May 16 2010, 05:48:24 UTC

Right. Shit.

You may keep the pillow.

bythatmuch May 16 2010, 05:59:45 UTC

Thanks, I guess?

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[locked] thehighestwing May 16 2010, 05:51:41 UTC

Uh... well, the rift changes you when you come through it. Sometimes the changes aren't a big deal, like different eye color and stuff like that. Sometimes they're pretty big and shapeshifting is one of them.

There's been a lot of rift activity so... it wouldn't surprise me if it effed wanderers up again.

At least you probably make a very cute dog?

[locked] bythatmuch May 16 2010, 06:00:44 UTC

If anyone tries to give me a bone I am going to maul them.

[locked] thehighestwing May 16 2010, 06:03:19 UTC

How about a Frisbee?

[locked] bythatmuch May 16 2010, 06:04:32 UTC

Don't you even.

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[Locked] pplrunincircles May 16 2010, 06:57:16 UTC

I'm no expert, but it sounds like a Rift change to me, Max.

Also, I'm sorry that you seem to be embarrassing yourself very much in this entry. I wish I could help... erase... all the words for you from everyone's minds forever!

I bet you're a really cute dog? That's not helping. UHM.

Did you know that shapeshifters get TWO forms? So. That's... probably not reassuring either, huh? Uhm. We should all get ice cream? :D

[locked] bythatmuch May 16 2010, 06:59:24 UTC

Ice cream will not fix this trauma, Lizzy.

NOT ALL THE ICE CREAM IN THE WORLD

[locked] pplrunincircles May 16 2010, 07:02:44 UTC

AW, MAX.

There must be something that can help!

What if you sent apology flowers to this Rachel Dawes? Say you're very sorry for not writing before you think. You never meant to embarrass her in front of everyone.

As for the rest, time will fix everything!

[locked] bythatmuch May 16 2010, 07:11:48 UTC

YES. Okay. That is a good plan.

Thank you.

Now I am going to go shift into whatever the hell and hide.