1 Headshot || Phone / Action (ie, worst intro in history)

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper awoke in a bed that A) Wasn't his camper, B) Wasn't in any base he could remember, and C) there was a woman down the hall that looked dead. And not in the normal "I've been blown to pieces" way either, the falling apart and lurching around kind. This would be a prime opportunity to put a bullet through her head, if only he could find his

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[Action]

[eyesofaserpent]

[OH HEY LOOK, A ZOMBIE. Except this one just looks laid back and relaxed. And the only injury he seems to have is a bite to the neck. And he certainly isn't lurching. Maybe sauntering. He gives a sort of embarrassed wave to the stranger.]

Are you really sure you ought to be outside? There are a lot of predators out right now.

[eyesofaserpent]

Well, I'm not. If I were back home I'd be in my flat or at Aziraphale's bookshop, not some bloody suburban house with a wife and kids.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Whatever you say mate.

I'd loike t' be somewhere that the population is a bit more.. alive. This Mayfield place is givin' me th' creeps.

[eyesofaserpent]

Mayfield's normally full of life and whatnot. Bloody hell, I'm normally alive...

Tell you what, after all this zombie business is over and done with, stop by Olney's Tavern and I'll see what I can do about getting you nice and drunk on someone else's tab.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Meanin' yer not alive now. Great.

*Sniper takes a few steps back from Crowley. Any more distance between the two of them and they'll have to start yelling to be heard.*

I'd take you up on that, if you weren't lookin' loike you wanted t' eat me.

[eyesofaserpent]

I'm not saying now.

Besides, the death would only be temporary anyway.

[bye_to_yer_head]

That's not gonna make it any more pleasant t' be eaten alive.

So you think all this is just gonna .. go away all sudden loike?

[eyesofaserpent]

As suddenly as it came. One day we're all going to wake up and the town'll be back to normal. Maybe even tomorrow. This town is bloody nutters like that.

[bye_to_yer_head]

What about all these folks?

*He gestures at some poor drones shambling into walls.*

[eyesofaserpent]

Mm? The drones? What about them?

[bye_to_yer_head]

When it goes back t' normal do they just drop dead or what?

[eyesofaserpent]

No. They'll go back to their drone lives, I'm sure.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Hn. An' what do they do as drones? Just .. walk around existin' at folks?

[eyesofaserpent]

Pretty much. They act out life like the typical 50's people they appear to be.

[bye_to_yer_head]

An' I'm supposed t' live with three of these things? What's t' keep me from locking 'em in the basement and forgetting about 'em?

[eyesofaserpent]

The town might turn you into one of them in punishment.