Hi, I'm Penny Kings...

[buzzcock]

This is my favorite Craigslist spam artist. There's a series that never changes, but keeps recycling. The style is meandering, troubadourian. Stories that in trying to assert the woman's authenticity become increasingly unreal. Also, there's probably a language gap:

Comments

[pure_doxyk]

*rotfl* And SO obviously written by a guy!!

I bet it's damn successful, though.

Ironic that I should find this on the very day I finally got converted to feminism (-as-equality). Youse guys are somethin' else.

-K*

[satarnion]

me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

i'm guessing those "soft petals" are brown, for one reason or another.

[lizzielazarus]

My cover is totally blown! Damn you.
love-penny

[buzzcock]

Love? It's like you didn't even open a thesaurus to a random page; you can't be my Penny Wenny.

your finesse is important.

[lizzielazarus]

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Re: your finesse is important.

[buzzcock]

There it is.

The hots. So funny.