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[Video clicks on, and the camera is pointing straight up into some foliage. Somewhere close by, birdsong is echoing through the trees. The Camera holds perfectly still for a moment, because the man holding it is hiding. After a considerable pause, when he believes that he is safe, finally, Prefect speaks in a low voice

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[fivestepsahead]

[ I'm in your cavin', just chillin'... ]

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[buywithme]

[Where the hell did Barron go? Prefect didn't really want to come out here into nature in the first place, but now he isn't even wardening it feels like he's suffering for no reason at all.

He's just passing an extremely suspicious looking cave (probably containing a plethora of nature), when a brightly coloured bird swoops down directly towards him!

...Or possibly directly towards a space which is somewhat near to him. Regardless, Prefect makes a sudden, high pitched, bird deterrent sound, and holds perfectly still.]

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[fivestepsahead]

[ He has gone down to port the moment it's been announced. It's a deserted island with fruits and animals and - most importantly - caves, and really, Bruce is far too used to such situations for it to even alarm him. He brings his communicator with him - to keep an eye on Jim, but he suspects that his inmate would stay in simply because this doesn't seem like the sort of situation he would even want to take interest in.

So he's already settled somewhat in his cave. One with a good-sized spring next to it so he has water. He's finished the first round of his meditations and about to start on his second when that high-pitched, girly shriek pierced through the air- and he's already on his feet and running out of the cave. Is someone in dan...ger...

...

...... Okay. That's. Unexpected. Is that a parrot? Is that a man shrieking about a parrot? ]

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[Hey that isn't a girly shriek! It's a Factory brand, Parrot deterring pitch emission! Except that is is clearly not working, so instead, Prefect flails out an arm in a defensive maneuver, and nimbly (or accidentally, whichever) punches the parrot out of the sky.

Oh, and now he feels guilty. Typical parrot trick.

Still, this means that it probably has friends coming to avenge it. Prefect knows that-- OH GOD SOMEONE IS COMING OUT OF THE CAVE! SOMEONE IS COMING OUT OF THE CAVE RUN AWAY!]

[Private]

[sharpememory]

Hey, warden. It's just a cave. Just like those were just bushes. And the sea was just the sea. And that rock, the rock pool and that one dead tree.

Look, you're great and all, but I left to find the fence. This island has to end somewhere.

[Private]

[buywithme]

IT HAD A CAVE MAN IN IT! God, Comrade, I don't know why I even bothered coming out with you.

[Since you apparently don't fear nature, this trip feels like such a waste of effort.]

Wait, what? Comrade, this island probably ends at the opposite coast line. Why would there be a fence?

[Private]

[sharpememory]

Uh huh. Or a guy who really needed a shave. One of the two.

Fine, boat. Whatever. Look, me and my shoeless feet are going over there. If I don't find anything, you'll see me again soon enough.

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[buywithme]

He came out of a cave, Comrade! Only cavemen live in caves!

[Pause. He knows he should disapprove, but who are we kidding here, Barron won't escape.]

All right, Comrade. Remember, Bananas have good food inside them, everything else you should be wary of. I'll see you in a few hours.

[ichoosefight]

Cavemen, huh? We'd best leave them alone. They probably keep the lions and tigers and bears at bay.

[buywithme]

They probably hide in caves from the lions and tigers and bears, more like.

[ichoosefight]

Cavemen have to eat too, you know.

[buywithme]

Yes, but why would they eat lions, when there are animals around who they could probably best in combat?

[majorum_pride]

Be careful. Chang encountered a Panther. Are you with a group or on your own?

[buywithme]

I... I'm near to a caveman?

[But that probably doesn't count as a group.]

Other than that, I'm alone.

OMG I was sure that I sent this reply!

[majorum_pride]

It would be better if you were with others. [Because caveman assaults would be kind of bad.] I believe my warden is more familiar with you. Perhaps I could speak with him.

That's okay :D Sorry, I was slow too :c

[buywithme]

Well, I could come find you if you wanted? I'm not really doing anything here... [Apart from hiding.] Who's your warden?

[greatlightother]

Cavemen, Prefect?

[buywithme]

Men who live in caves and come running out in a hale of bats? Yes, Sister. Cavemen.

[greatlightother]

Are you sure that's what you saw?

[buywithme]

A hairy man. Running out of a cave at me. Bats.

That is exactly what I saw, Sister.