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123 - Video ~SPECIALEST DAY OF THE YEAR~

Feb 14, 2011 15:09

[Click, and hey! It’s some video footage! Prefect is sitting in front of the camera, looking almost dementedly gleeful, and... what’s that piled high around him? But the cheap, tacky, Factory branded trappings of valentines day. Or at least, some of it is, some of it, on the other hand, is just stuff that Prefect has painted pink and is ( Read more... )

sales pitch, comrades!, factory announcement!, consumers!, prefect smells fresh meat, loves hearing himself talk, lolwardennow?

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vinkus_witch February 14 2011, 15:22:39 UTC

That...is a lot of pink. Glinda would love it.

buywithme February 14 2011, 15:33:14 UTC

It's Valentines Day, sister. Pink is appropriate.

vinkus_witch February 14 2011, 15:37:35 UTC

Never heard of it.

buywithme February 14 2011, 15:46:18 UTC

Valentines Day is a day when purchases and deliveries are to be made in the interests of declaring romantic intent for one another or displaying how sensitive and loving a person you are by the distribution of pre-written pieces of romantic verse and items emblazoned with messages of affection.

[He holds up the hammer again]

Like this.

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gotgreenmagic February 14 2011, 15:29:22 UTC

The sad thing is that I've actually missed your insane salesman spiel.

buywithme February 14 2011, 15:34:49 UTC

Thank you, Sister. I think I've missed it too.

[Pause]

Would you like to buy a nice, romantic hammer for your friend?

gotgreenmagic February 14 2011, 16:33:55 UTC

....

No, I'll bite. How is a hammer going to be an appropriately romantic gift for my 'friend'?

IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THIS IS A JOKE. A FUNNY PREFECT JOKE. buywithme February 14 2011, 19:16:05 UTC

...

[Private]

Well, he is Sylar's warden, isn't he? It's a practical gift.

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buywithme February 14 2011, 15:48:16 UTC

Comrade, it's Valentines Day.

[How could he possibly be expected not to fly into a consummerist party? Prefect reaches underneath his desk, and retrieves a bowl. There is a nice, pink heart painted on it.]

I got this for you.

[AKA: I FOUND THIS IN A BOX AND PAINTED A HEART ON IT, JUST LIKE I DID TO ALL THIS OTHER JUNK.]

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buywithme February 14 2011, 15:58:28 UTC

Comrade!

[Don't say such cruel things in front of the bowl!]

It's not a consumerist present, I only give those on the anniversary of the first stock exchange... It is a Valentines Day gift, and I would like you to have it.

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[voice] terminates February 14 2011, 17:51:05 UTC

[ He watches this post for a long, long time. Finally, he just chuckles. ]

[voice] buywithme February 14 2011, 19:26:47 UTC

[While he's watching, Prefect staaaaaaares at him. Then when Slade chuckles? He breaks into a WIDE, HAPPY SMILE. Because if you're happy? He's happy!]

[voice] terminates February 14 2011, 20:37:33 UTC

[ He is amused, yes. ]

Nice platform.

[voice] buywithme February 14 2011, 20:52:53 UTC

[Biggest, biggest smile. Ohgod he loves it when people approve of him.]

Thank you, Comrade. I'm glad you liked it.

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ILU PREFECT darknessb4me February 14 2011, 18:01:53 UTC

If you really loved me, you'd buy something :c buywithme February 14 2011, 19:27:39 UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8zx68HENIA darknessb4me February 14 2011, 19:33:04 UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N6jHsAU63g&feature=fvst buywithme February 14 2011, 19:37:36 UTC