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92 - Voice! In which Prefect falls subtly off the wagon.

Jan 01, 2010 00:07

[Prefect starts this sales pitch with the kind of forced happiness for which he's famed ( Read more... )

hates change, sad robot, sales pitch, comrades!, consumers!

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thatlibbychick January 1 2010, 00:10:24 UTC

Are you alright, Prefect?

buywithme January 1 2010, 00:12:12 UTC

I am perfectly sufficient, sister.

thatlibbychick January 1 2010, 00:15:01 UTC

Would you like to talk about this?

buywithme January 1 2010, 00:19:32 UTC

[Loooooooong pause.]

Surely I just talked about it enough.

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Private buywithme January 1 2010, 00:24:06 UTC

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If you graduate, would you change your face to how it was before you were burned?

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Private - PREFECT HAS DRAWN AN UNCORRECT CONCLUSION FROM THESE FACTS. buywithme January 1 2010, 00:28:44 UTC

What if they won't let you graduate if you don't get rid of them?

[Pause]

Pavi got his scars healed, and now his room is empty.

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wichita_kansas January 1 2010, 01:29:04 UTC

Hey uh.

Do you need anything?

buywithme January 1 2010, 02:04:27 UTC

I'm perfectly all right, Sister. Thank you for offering, though.

wichita_kansas January 1 2010, 02:16:13 UTC

You sound a little delirious. What's up?

buywithme January 1 2010, 02:28:42 UTC

I think that's just... how I sound sometimes. One of my friends departed recently, it's nothing that hasn't happened before.

...Have I spoken to you before, sister?

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emptyyourself January 1 2010, 11:05:46 UTC

Are you selling depression, Prefect? It's going swimmingly.

buywithme January 1 2010, 18:10:03 UTC

Comrade, if I was selling it, then I'd be asking for something in return, wouldn't I?

emptyyourself January 1 2010, 18:30:59 UTC

Yes, I imagine you would be.

You don't seem like the sort to pass out free samples.

buywithme January 1 2010, 18:37:03 UTC

We do that with some things, but depression is self replicating. It would be a poor business model to distribute it for free.

parttimejob January 1 2010, 17:32:53 UTC

You sound a bit off.

Private buywithme January 1 2010, 18:22:23 UTC

I'm okay. I just had a few drinks, that's all.

You can come and get the swords, the rings, and the paper whenever you're ready. I've not quite finished the sealing wax, but hopefully I'll be able to provide it for you soon.

Private parttimejob January 1 2010, 18:24:02 UTC

Thank you.

I'll visit soon. When is convenient?

I'd advise not to drink too much, if this is what only a few does to you.

Private buywithme January 1 2010, 18:26:26 UTC

I'm just going to see a friend of mine for a little while, but I'll be back in about half an hour, so you could come over then If you like?

Thank you, Brother. I've been trying to cut back, lately.

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