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[buywithme]

Comrades! Consumers! Haven't we had a flood of unfamiliar faces lately? Well allow me to personally greet each and every one of you to the Barge. My name is Prefect, and I am the sole operator of the Factories single outlet here

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[muddershero]

Yeah? What about?

Private - See Prefect be SUPER CAREFUL with his words

[buywithme]

He made me aware of the fact that someone was seeking your assistance in fulfilling a certain service which you are apparently experienced in.

Private

[muddershero]

Really. And what might this "service" be?

Private

[buywithme]

I don't know, Comrade. I've been asked to inquire as to whether you're still taking commissions for work here, if you are then I'll return this information to the party who first approached me, and we can proceed from there.

No offense brother, but there are certain kinds of independent contract which have recently been suggested to me which I would really rather not know the details of.

Hello fresh meat!

[buywithme]

Yeah, at one point or another it does have pretty much everything. A feature of this place which becomes progressively more disconcerting the longer you're here.

Welcome to the Barge, Brother.

[Private] Dude, I've read the app, I know Aaron is the scary mofo in this equation! XD

[buywithme]

I've acquired things, made things, performed services which are remarkably broad in scope.

Is there anything specific you had in mind, Comrade?

Have some fake brotherly checking up on you

[mimic_peter]

Hey Prefect.

He doesn't mean this in the Fraternal way.

[buywithme]

Hello Brother!

How are you?

But that's how Peter will take it anyway!

[mimic_peter]

I'm... better then last week.

How about you?

Peter you brotherslut!

[buywithme]

I'm kind of grossed out sufficient. Thank you. How did you find the port?

Private - Sylar hates this, but promised.

[gray_atonement]

...

If you still want my help.. to become Prefect again, Factory.. I want to see everything you say. Private, filtered. To make sure you're doing your job, not becoming emotional.

I also need the list of Factory approved activities, a copy of your evaluation form.. anything related to who you should be.

Private - Poor Sylar :c

[buywithme]

...Okay, Comrade. I'll bring you a copy of the form and a full regulation manual later today.

I can't... I can't infringe Client confidentiality, but I can let you see everything I write.

Private - He refuses to thank you for any cooperation

[gray_atonement]

Fine.

When I read the manual, I might ask you to do more, to not do things. I guess it depends on what I find.

Do you care about anyone outside of Harvey and Sam? We'll talk to them. You can tell them later. I.. You can't form any more attachments. Do you understand?

Private - POOR PREFECT :CCC

[buywithme]

Well... sort of Ralph? But not really. No. Comrade, I can't tell Sam. He's my warden and he won't... he won't approve of this.

I understand though. From now on, all my contact with people is purely professional.

[bythe_books]

Prefect, you know that products aren't going to tie you to reality.

[buywithme]

I don't know that they don't? I mean, sometimes when the floods end, the objects stay, and everyone's eventually become themselves again, and everyone has some stuff, so maybe it helps.

[bythe_books]

But has owning a bunch of stuff done anything to keep you from becoming somebody else when the wrong flood hits? Maybe some things, some items with emotional significance may help trigger something, but...

Sometimes stuff is just stuff, Prefect.

[buywithme]

Right. Stuff is stuff that reminds you that you're the person who bought all the stuff.

Maybe the stuff is what brings you back.