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[buywithme]

Comrades! Consumers! The Factory would like to absolutely and categorically apologize for the complete failure of its staff to function in any reasonable capacity during the events of the week before last. Rest assured there were severe external influences disrupting the capabilities of its current outlet and staff body and the appropriate

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[buywithme]

Not at all Comrade! I'm just striving to achieve a professional, functioning balance between the teachings of the Factory and the difficulties of the Barge.

Is there anything I can help you with?

Not buying it is probably the smart thing to do right now.

[buywithme]

All right Comrades. Please do come to me if there's anything I can get for you.

fake brother bonding, go!

[mimic_peter]

So this is probably the wrong time to ask but do you want to get coffee or something sometime?

It was totally the wrong time to ask!

[buywithme]

Uh-

Comrade, at Present the Factory staff are endeavoring to sustain an optimum professional performance level and- and-

--and I just have to focus on working harder.

This won't stop him!

[mimic_peter]

You don't have to work all the time, do you? Everyone needs to take a break.

He wouldn't be Peter if it did.

[buywithme]

I've had a very long break recently! It's time to rebuild my function. Comrade, if you need company then I can offer you some really quite riveting books on tape...

[petite_sleuth]

First; you seem like a right ray of sunshine.

And second; whatcha selling?

[buywithme]

Sister, the beauty of uniformity, function, and The Factory will forever be a light in dark places.

I sell whatever I have, and whatever I'm able to aquire! What is it you need Comrade?

[petite_sleuth]

I feel mighty inspired now, Brother. Now what is the Factory?

I'm just testing the market right now. Like to be prepared, you know, just in case.

[buywithme]

The Factory is the great monument at the end of time, it is the arms of a mother and father who sustain and improve and teach us, it is vast, endless. It is the world we built on the foundations of need and guilt and covetousness and support and above all else Sister, work. It is all the jobs and all the products and all the functions that any of us really have, or any of us really need now, and we will serve it forever and ever until we are obsolete and discontinued. We are born, consume, fall silent, die.

I completely understand Sister. That's your consumerist prerogative.

[thatlibbychick]

You're wrong. It still matters.

It always matters.

And, because the customer is always right! - Strikes readable with effort.

[buywithme]

Of course it does Sister. It is all still of the utmost importance and neccesity.

As long as you're a Warden.

Libby read his strikes and just feels very sad for him.

[thatlibbychick]

Just because something is gone doesn't mean it never existed.

Don't you have any good memories to light this place for you? There's got to be something from your life that keeps you going here.

He's a sad kind of guy.

[buywithme]

There are things that keep me going.

Possessions, Obedience, and Factory Regulations.

[muddershero]

Do ya sell guns?

1/2 - You're making him double take, Jayne!

[buywithme]

2/2

[buywithme]

The Factory would like to apologize in advance but due to current weapons restrictions within the ruling structures of the Barge it is impossible for us to provide stock in this area at this time, rest assured should these circumstances ever change, your name will be added to the many valued customers who have made similar inquiries.

Re: 2/2

[muddershero]

Shiny. What do ya sell then?